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Timmy Turbo
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Lesson Learned! Sun, 15 August 2004 01:51 Go to next message
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Re: Lesson Learned! Sun, 15 August 2004 02:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ROFL!!!!!!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Lesson Learned! Sun, 15 August 2004 02:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now thats some funny shit Razz

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Re: Lesson Learned! Sun, 15 August 2004 03:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
and oldie, but a goodie Smile
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Re: Lesson Learned! Sun, 15 August 2004 03:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
draven wrote on Sun, 15 August 2004 12:36

and oldie, but a goodie Smile


Is that your favourite saying???
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Re: Lesson Learned! Sun, 15 August 2004 03:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
since I'm an oldie... yes
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Re: Lesson Learned! Sun, 15 August 2004 03:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
draven wrote on Sun, 15 August 2004 13:24

since I'm an oldie... yes


lol Laughing Laughing
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Re: Lesson Learned! Sun, 15 August 2004 05:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Timmy Turbo wrote on Sun, 15 August 2004 11:51


Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.




Laughing was that your Gemini my mate brought a few years back. we were ripping every thing out of the interior and found condoms in the ashtray (not used thank fuck. but if they were I'd never go near a second hand car again!)
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Re: Lesson Learned! Sun, 15 August 2004 06:35 Go to previous message
hahahhahahahahahah nice, Love it Very Happy
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