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ke382TG
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icon10.gif  A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 00:56 Go to next message
Well I am bored and most of the office has already gone on leave so I thought I would create a thread and get people to post up funny descriptive comments like the ones below:

She had a head like a smashed crab

He had a face like a burnt thong

He had a head like a dropped pie

She had a body like a melted gumboot (Mookie, 2004)

She's as ugly as a bucket of aresholes (gianttommato, 2004)

post 'em up! I want some good calls for when I am drunk at New Years Very Happy
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 01:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
a head like a kicked in shit tin.
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gianttomato
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 01:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
This thread is as dumb as a box of hammers.
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rob_RA40
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 01:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
her face looks like someone tried to put out a fire with a bicycle chain.

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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 01:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
face like a bag of smashed prawns

head like a pigs c unt

head like a dropped watermelon
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bbaacchhyy
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 01:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ugly as a hat full of busted arseholes

(I think that came from Rodney Rude)
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AE86slut
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 01:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Head like a robber's dog.

Face like a slapped arse.
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davedave
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 03:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
face like a dropped pie

face like a half sucked twistie
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 07:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
A face like it was set of fire and put out with golf shoes.....

A face like it was set on fire and put out with a wet chain..

a head like a half chewed mars bar

a head like a smashed pot plant
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riceburna73
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 08:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
she looks like beetlejuice on da smack
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andrij
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 09:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
She's as sharp as a bowling ball.

She has a face like a slapped arse.

She has a face like box full of dog turds.

She looks like someone hit her with an ugly stick.

She is as sexy as an afterbirth.(placenta)

I would call you dog ugly, but that would be an insult to the dogs.
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munki
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 10:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ke382TG wrote on Thu, 23 December 2004 10:56

She had a head like a smashed crab





you forgot the bucket

she had a face like a bucket full of smashed crabs.
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old_mr2
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 12:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Face like a half baked pastie
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Meat_rack
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Re: A head like a....... Thu, 23 December 2004 12:36 Go to previous message
a head like a pile of pig shit.
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