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Registered: May 2002
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A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 00:56
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Well I am bored and most of the office has already gone on leave so I thought I would create a thread and get people to post up funny descriptive comments like the ones below:
She had a head like a smashed crab
He had a face like a burnt thong
He had a head like a dropped pie
She had a body like a melted gumboot (Mookie, 2004)
She's as ugly as a bucket of aresholes (gianttommato, 2004)
post 'em up! I want some good calls for when I am drunk at New Years
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I supported Toymods Banned User
Location: Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 01:00
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a head like a kicked in shit tin.
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 01:02
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This thread is as dumb as a box of hammers.
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Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 01:18
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her face looks like someone tried to put out a fire with a bicycle chain.
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Location: Sydney
Registered: March 2003
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 01:26
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face like a bag of smashed prawns
head like a pigs c unt
head like a dropped watermelon
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Location: Adelaide
Registered: September 2003
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 01:36
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Ugly as a hat full of busted arseholes
(I think that came from Rodney Rude)
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Location: Baulko Hillo
Registered: April 2004
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 01:59
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Head like a robber's dog.
Face like a slapped arse.
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Location: Sydney
Registered: October 2003
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 03:10
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face like a dropped pie
face like a half sucked twistie
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Location: Liverpool, Sydney
Registered: September 2004
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 07:16
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A face like it was set of fire and put out with golf shoes.....
A face like it was set on fire and put out with a wet chain..
a head like a half chewed mars bar
a head like a smashed pot plant
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Location: Sydney
Registered: April 2004
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 08:05
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she looks like beetlejuice on da smack
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Location: Northmead
Registered: December 2003
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 09:23
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She's as sharp as a bowling ball.
She has a face like a slapped arse.
She has a face like box full of dog turds.
She looks like someone hit her with an ugly stick.
She is as sexy as an afterbirth.(placenta)
I would call you dog ugly, but that would be an insult to the dogs.
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Location: Gold Coast
Registered: October 2002
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 10:38
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ke382TG wrote on Thu, 23 December 2004 10:56 | She had a head like a smashed crab
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you forgot the bucket
she had a face like a bucket full of smashed crabs.
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: June 2002
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Thu, 23 December 2004 12:32
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Face like a half baked pastie
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Location: East Maitland NSW
Registered: December 2004
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Re: A head like a.......
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Thu, 23 December 2004 12:36
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a head like a pile of pig shit.
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