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Spider season? phat hairy one on the windscreen
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Thu, 24 February 2005 03:00
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I've had and witnessed so many spider encounters on cars lately, namely mine and my gf's.
It all started when my gf was going to work one day, and she got the fright of her life when a rather large garden spider crawled across the windscreen, it went to one side and she thought it flew off, so feeling somewhat relieved she parked the car and went to work. After the day had finished, she came out of a carpark only to hear the car next to her with people yelling and pointing their fingers at her passenger side, she didn't know what was happening until when she turned and looked over to the passenger headrest to find the fucker sitting there facing my gf...
Last Saturday night, I was driving her car with 2 other people inside as well, when suddenly everyone started screaming, i saw the bastard crawl across from the top left hand corner of the windscreen to my side, i couln't tell if it was inside or outside but i quickly pulled over (fuckin in CBD traffic as well) and carefully got out, realising it was on the outside. I couldn't see it but then my gf pointed toward her side (i was like WTF, how did it crawl all the way from where it came from so quick?!) so i got the ol' nearest tree branch and tried to remove it, but the fucker was stubborn and clung to the bumper like a slut, i finally got it off and swung it far.
BUT!!! fuckin last night, i was driving to my gf's house in MY CAR, stopped at a set of lights and AGAIN this HUUUUUGE mother fucken spider crawled from EXACLTY the same position, from top left to my side, to my side, but this time slightly slower, my window was open and i quickly whound it up, (it usually gets stuck halfway but i was yanking the fuck out of it but it eventually got up JUST before it crawled on my driver mirror)
and then  i decided to have abit of fun - bald tyres on rear + familiar whinding corners = fun! got the back out a fair bit, (mad practice for tomorrow  ) eventually arriving at my gf's i quickly got out and inspected the whole car. There was no sign of it, i looked in the engine bay/interior/wheel arches, but nothing - but i knew for sure it was still there somewher. So i went inside to get some RAID and sprayed the car out, but still nothing, so i went inside and gave up.
When we were just about to go out, my gf's dad told me to get rid of a spider on the front house wall, so we went outside to inspect, it was a GIANT MOFO sitting high up, so we sprayed it with a high pressure garden house, but this bastard clung on and swung on its web  rest assured, we finally got it down to the ground and shoed it.
Walking back to my car, i looked at the front bumper only to find who???? FUCKEN this fucker was the size of all sizes, it was sprawled out showing it's intimidation but realised i was coming, it crawled along the front lip and underneath, not relenting, i kicked my bumper (lose as) hoping it would fall off, but only to find it at the base of my windscreen! 'WTF?? could it be 2?' i thought, quickly opening my bonnet, i got her old man to get a torch and we sprayed it with more Raid to provoke it, nothing...
until!! WHAM !! spotted one of its bastard legs and we slammed it with the end of the torch...sucker still didn't die, few more bashes and it was no more spiderman 3
fucken and AGAIN today, i was at the local Krispy Kreme, there was a lady in her company car getting the workers to look thru the back cuz apparently there was a huntsman in the back.
workmate also told me he had one crawl inside his dash the other day
Why do we have these eight legged bastards? i mean, FFS, they don't look all too friendly
anyone else encounter one?
best advice this coupla days, don't park under trees/damp grass.
Although my car was never parked anywhere near trees/grass yesterday 
oh, i should've warned the ladies reading this if any 
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ae86drift | Sun, 27 February 2005 04:09 |
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gigante | Sun, 27 February 2005 09:08 |
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