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torque Regular Location: UK at moment Registered: May 2003	the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!) Tue, 10 June 2003 15:24 got emailed this one today - thought it was rather funny.. The top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!) 10) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 9) Aren't you the guy from the Village People? I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7) I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 6) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 5) Is it true that people become cops because they're too stupid to work at McDonald's? 4) I pay your salary! 3) Thanks Officer! The last officer only gave me a warning, too. 2) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are. 1) Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	torque	Tue, 10 June 2003 15:24
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	torque	Tue, 10 June 2003 15:25
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	YelloRolla	Tue, 10 June 2003 23:19
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	rollaboy	Mon, 16 June 2003 06:21
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	alwaysRA23	Tue, 17 June 2003 01:43
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	HSV_gal	Tue, 10 June 2003 23:33
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	Cool1	Wed, 11 June 2003 06:36
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	RA60_Celica	Wed, 11 June 2003 08:24
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	Malicia	Wed, 11 June 2003 11:01
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	Les	Wed, 11 June 2003 13:17
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	DiZ_	Wed, 11 June 2003 11:31
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	Rolla Boy	Sat, 14 June 2003 07:08
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	YelloRolla	Mon, 16 June 2003 00:05
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	truenosedan	Wed, 18 June 2003 04:35
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	alwaysRA23	Thu, 19 June 2003 13:26
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	lang	Thu, 19 June 2003 14:09
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	juzzo84	Thu, 19 June 2003 14:20
	Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)	wiso	Thu, 19 June 2003 15:19

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