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Rolla Boy Forums Junkie Club Member Location: Sydney, NSW Registered: May 2002	You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When........... Thu, 26 June 2003 11:21 - The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers... - You can't drive your car in the rain... - Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car... - You are afraid to drive your car... - You spend more on tyres than on food... - You look in a police car and see a photo of your car on the dashboard... - You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than in the washing... - You have to go to the track or airport to buy fuel... - Your local mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you... - You can cross Lake Eyre in less than 12 parsecs... - You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office... - Red signal lights change to green as you're approaching then change back to red after you've gone... - You arrive somwhere before you left... - You get pulled over for doing 225 in a 60 zone but the cops will let you go if they can look under the bonnet... - You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 2kg of weight... - You get an annonymous phone call asking you if your are interested in being in the cannonball run... - Without pushing the car, there is no possible way to sneak out of your neighbourhood at 6am... - Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened... - Family photos throughout the house are replaced with life-sized posters of your car... - Fuel is delivered to your home in 205 litre drums... - You carry earplugs in your car... - The only spot on the car which recieves any regular cleaning is the windscreen... - You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 250km/h... - You spend more time on two wheels than most people spend over 100km/h... - You watch the fuel gauge go down visibly as you cruise along the highway... - The guys down at the street drags won't run against you without a 10-second start... My favourite is the one in bold... Whaddya reckon??? [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	Rolla Boy	Thu, 26 June 2003 11:21
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	dylusion	Thu, 26 June 2003 11:37
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	Youngy	Fri, 27 June 2003 01:22
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	justcallmefrank	Fri, 27 June 2003 01:25
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	Youngy	Fri, 27 June 2003 01:29
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	justcallmefrank	Fri, 27 June 2003 01:35
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	Youngy	Fri, 27 June 2003 01:42
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	draven	Fri, 27 June 2003 05:57
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	ed_ma61	Fri, 27 June 2003 06:52
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	wiso	Fri, 27 June 2003 07:04
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	YelloRolla	Fri, 27 June 2003 07:38
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	strober	Sat, 28 June 2003 14:50
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	Rolla Boy	Sun, 29 June 2003 09:55
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	viagra_cressida	Sun, 29 June 2003 12:54
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	Bugman	Sun, 29 June 2003 12:57
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	torque	Mon, 30 June 2003 15:23
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	gianttomato	Tue, 01 July 2003 03:13
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	draven	Tue, 01 July 2003 06:17
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	gianttomato	Tue, 01 July 2003 08:51
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	draven	Tue, 01 July 2003 09:06
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	ed_ma61	Tue, 01 July 2003 11:33
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	gianttomato	Tue, 01 July 2003 11:42
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	draven	Tue, 01 July 2003 12:21
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	gianttomato	Tue, 01 July 2003 12:32
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	ed_ma61	Tue, 01 July 2003 11:46
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	gianttomato	Tue, 01 July 2003 11:50
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	THE WITZL	Wed, 02 July 2003 01:14
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	ed_ma61	Wed, 02 July 2003 01:21
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	justcallmefrank	Wed, 02 July 2003 01:21
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	THE WITZL	Wed, 02 July 2003 02:10
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	justcallmefrank	Wed, 02 July 2003 02:11
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	ed_ma61	Wed, 02 July 2003 02:17
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	THE WITZL	Wed, 02 July 2003 02:19
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	ed_ma61	Wed, 02 July 2003 02:26
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	gianttomato	Wed, 02 July 2003 02:29
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	THE WITZL	Wed, 02 July 2003 02:35
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	rob_RA40	Wed, 02 July 2003 03:18
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	draven	Wed, 02 July 2003 05:31
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	THE WITZL	Wed, 02 July 2003 07:35
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	Draza	Sun, 06 July 2003 04:39
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	fergo308	Thu, 07 August 2003 08:18
	Re: You Know You Have A Horsepower Addiction When...........	juzzo84	Thu, 07 August 2003 12:18

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