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strober
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bumper stickers Tue, 08 July 2003 12:51 Go to previous message
i brake for insects.


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He who laughs last thinks slowest.


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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.


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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.


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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


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All generalizations are false.


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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


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Forget about World Peace...visualize using your turn signal.


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We have enough Youth, how about a fountain of Smart?


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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.


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Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.


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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.


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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.


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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.


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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.


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No radio - Already stolen.


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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.


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Who stopped payment on my reality check?


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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.


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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.


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Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.


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Warning: Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear.


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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Laughing


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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.


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I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.


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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.


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I love cats...they taste just like chicken.


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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.


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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
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Read Message   bumper stickers  stroberTue, 08 July 2003 12:51
Read Message   Re: bumper stickers GEE120Tue, 08 July 2003 16:49
Read Message   Re: bumper stickers JayemTue, 08 July 2003 17:49
Read Message   Re: bumper stickers ShteeveWed, 09 July 2003 03:21
Read Message   Re: bumper stickers Mk2supramanWed, 09 July 2003 05:41
Read Message   Re: bumper stickers Miss 22Thu, 10 July 2003 05:25
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Read Message   Re: bumper stickers Cyber-punkThu, 10 July 2003 09:45
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