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Location: Hobart
Registered: March 2003
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How Many People......
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Wed, 03 September 2003 00:53
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
1 newbie to ask how to get one of those little pictures under your name
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what "FAQ" means
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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Location: newcastle nsw
Registered: May 2002
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Re: How Many People......
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Wed, 03 September 2003 01:30
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funny thing is its far from the truth at the majority of forums, even here occasionally
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Location: Central Coast
Registered: March 2003
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Re: How Many People......
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Wed, 03 September 2003 01:34
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Now that is some good reading.
I think you forget the 210 people who ask "do you have a pic?"
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Club Member
Location: Sydney, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: How Many People......
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Wed, 03 September 2003 07:40
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swankiedude wrote on Wed, 03 September 2003 11:34 | I think you forget the 210 people who ask "do you have a pic?"
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Hahaha... ROFL...
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Location: cambo
Registered: May 2002
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Re: How Many People......
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Wed, 03 September 2003 08:29
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Rolla Boy wrote on Wed, 03 September 2003 17:40 |
swankiedude wrote on Wed, 03 September 2003 11:34 | I think you forget the 210 people who ask "do you have a pic?"
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Hahaha... ROFL...
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me too.
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I supported Toymods
Location: sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: How Many People......
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Thu, 04 September 2003 00:03
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hahahahah
Funny stuff... But oh so true.
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I supported Toymods
Location: South of Wollongong
Registered: May 2002
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Re: How Many People......
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Thu, 04 September 2003 05:37
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my favourites:
Quote: | 1 newbie to ask how to get one of those little pictures under your name
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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HAHAH
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Location: Perth
Registered: March 2003
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Re: How Many People......
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Fri, 05 September 2003 04:31
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Haha, have read this on a couple of forums now!
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Location: Canberra
Registered: December 2002
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Re: How Many People......
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Fri, 05 September 2003 05:54
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Class pure class
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Location: Ballarat, Victoria
Registered: March 2003
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Re: How Many People......
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Sat, 06 September 2003 15:13
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frighteningly true
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Registered: December 2002
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Re: How Many People......
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Wed, 10 September 2003 01:05
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Whats a light bulb?
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