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NickAE86 Forums Junkie Location: Brisvegas Registered: June 2003	boredom post Fri, 14 November 2003 06:22 How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------- ------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." -------------------------------------------------- -------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. -------------------------------------------------- -------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	boredom post	NickAE86	Fri, 14 November 2003 06:22
	Re: boredom post	gtman	Fri, 14 November 2003 06:30
	Re: boredom post	Jag7799	Sat, 15 November 2003 00:38
	Re: boredom post	bigg willie style	Sat, 15 November 2003 01:05
	Re: boredom post	SIMDOG	Sat, 15 November 2003 06:36
	Re: boredom post	bigg willie style	Sat, 15 November 2003 07:20
	Re: boredom post	SIMDOG	Sat, 15 November 2003 07:24
	Re: boredom post	Miss 22	Mon, 17 November 2003 05:06
	Re: boredom post	bigg willie style	Sat, 15 November 2003 07:27
	Re: boredom post	Draza	Sat, 15 November 2003 12:05
	Re: boredom post	Jag7799	Sat, 15 November 2003 13:07
	Re: boredom post	SIMDOG	Sun, 16 November 2003 01:27
	Re: boredom post	Evil_Foetus	Sun, 16 November 2003 06:29
	Re: boredom post	Caledwvech	Mon, 17 November 2003 01:07
	Re: boredom post	SIMDOG	Mon, 17 November 2003 07:47
	Re: boredom post	VuVu	Mon, 17 November 2003 09:03
	Re: boredom post	Miss 22	Sun, 23 November 2003 11:22
	Re: boredom post	SIMDOG	Sun, 23 November 2003 11:50
	Re: boredom post	draven	Sun, 23 November 2003 12:41
	Re: boredom post	Brendon	Sun, 23 November 2003 15:33
	Re: boredom post	CrUZsida	Mon, 24 November 2003 04:52
	Re: boredom post	SIMDOG	Mon, 24 November 2003 05:30
	Re: boredom post	CrUZsida	Mon, 24 November 2003 05:32
	Re: boredom post	SIMDOG	Mon, 24 November 2003 05:36
	Re: boredom post	CrUZsida	Mon, 24 November 2003 05:42
	Re: boredom post	SIMDOG	Mon, 24 November 2003 05:44
	Re: boredom post	CrUZsida	Mon, 24 November 2003 05:47
	Re: boredom post	Miss 22	Mon, 24 November 2003 10:18
	Re: boredom post	Shraka	Mon, 24 November 2003 11:46
	Re: boredom post	CrUZsida	Tue, 25 November 2003 05:07
	Re: boredom post	DrExTc	Tue, 25 November 2003 07:58
	Re: boredom post	draven	Tue, 25 November 2003 07:59
	Re: boredom post	DrExTc	Tue, 25 November 2003 08:24
	Re: boredom post	DrExTc	Tue, 25 November 2003 08:28
	Re: boredom post	Miss 22	Tue, 25 November 2003 23:50
	Re: boredom post	DrExTc	Thu, 27 November 2003 21:26
	Re: boredom post	SIMDOG	Tue, 25 November 2003 08:14
	Re: boredom post	draven	Tue, 25 November 2003 08:15
	Re: boredom post	draven	Tue, 25 November 2003 08:16
	Re: boredom post	Shraka	Tue, 25 November 2003 08:24
	Re: boredom post	draven	Tue, 25 November 2003 08:25
	Re: boredom post	Cyber-punk	Thu, 27 November 2003 22:06

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