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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
December 2002
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 Funny blond joke
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Wed, 03 December 2003 01:49
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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's
fair -
given that you are blind - that you know five things:
#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
#4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight
lifter.
#5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Jason | Wed, 03 December 2003 01:49 |
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jezz | Wed, 03 December 2003 01:51 |
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Jason | Wed, 03 December 2003 01:57 |
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jezz | Wed, 03 December 2003 02:02 |
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kc_347 | Wed, 03 December 2003 02:31 |
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Jason | Wed, 03 December 2003 02:42 |
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kc_347 | Wed, 03 December 2003 02:59 |
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Jason | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:07 |
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Teenz | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:22 |
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kc_347 | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:28 |
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Teenz | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:33 |
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NickAE86 | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:42 |
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RobST162 | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:47 |
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NickAE86 | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:47 |
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kc_347 | Wed, 03 December 2003 06:38 |
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Jayem | Wed, 03 December 2003 16:08 |
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Caledwvech | Wed, 03 December 2003 23:24 |
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Jason | Thu, 04 December 2003 01:00 |
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kc_347 | Fri, 05 December 2003 15:45 |
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Jason | Sat, 06 December 2003 04:00 |
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Toobs | Sat, 06 December 2003 04:41 |
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DrExTc | Sat, 06 December 2003 05:39 |
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Jayem | Sat, 06 December 2003 13:23 |
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DrExTc | Sun, 07 December 2003 11:43 |
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GRLTOY | Wed, 10 December 2003 02:01 |
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CrUZsida | Wed, 10 December 2003 02:27 |
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Jason | Wed, 10 December 2003 04:32 |
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GRLTOY | Thu, 11 December 2003 01:32 |
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CrUZsida | Thu, 11 December 2003 01:39 |
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GRLTOY | Thu, 11 December 2003 02:14 |
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Jason | Thu, 11 December 2003 02:16 |
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NickAE86 | Thu, 11 December 2003 04:55 |
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Lucid | Thu, 11 December 2003 22:14 |
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CLG | Fri, 12 December 2003 05:59 |
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NickAE86 | Fri, 12 December 2003 06:18 |
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