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Location:
Perth
Registered:
May 2003
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A drinking song
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Fri, 30 January 2004 06:06
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Dont any of you sing this ever!
BEER DRINKERS SONG
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my
head, If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed.
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore.
And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a
trace. I only hope that you're big knickers aren't made of liquoricelace.
I want to go, I've got to leave.
Before your fat and naked body makes me bend over and heave.
only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a $lut. God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.
I can't believe, I'm lying here.
It's all 'cos of that f**king evil drink that we call beer. You
can Sod your beer goggles, shit I must have been blind, To mistake that Hoover dam for a sexy young behind.
Please let me go, I'm getting scared.
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what made me want to
root her?
With tits that look like shopping bags I've just filled up with
water.
It's time to go, run out the door.
She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor. I
don'tthink there's anything worse
Than the al-co-hol-lics curse.
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A drinking song
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coronamark2 | Fri, 30 January 2004 06:06 |
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Re: A drinking song
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CrUZsida | Fri, 30 January 2004 06:17 |
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Re: A drinking song
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dimmy77_03 | Fri, 30 January 2004 07:11 |
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Re: A drinking song
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Cyber-punk | Sat, 31 January 2004 11:57 |
