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Newcastle
Registered:
April 2003
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Maths Exam
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Sat, 07 February 2004 17:35
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I got this the other day and thought it was a good laugh.
> BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL
> >
> >
> > CITY OF BANKSTOWN
> >
> >
> > MATHEMATICS EXAM
> >
> >
> > NAME ............................
> >
> >
> > GANG ............................
> >
> >
> >
> > Time allowed 1 hour
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and puts on
> stolen
> > 18- inch Zepter wheels, how many inches has he originally lost from
the
> > stock suspension?
> >
> >
> > 2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many razors
> will
> > he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm?
> >
> >
> > 3. If Mustaffa runs 10 km from the Police in Lakemba to Punchbowl,
> then
> > steals a car and drives another 5 km to Bankstown, how many kilometres
> has
> > he travelled if he ends up hiding in Wiley Park?
> >
> >
> > 4. Omar has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for
> $320.00
> > and 2 grams to Akhmed for $85.00 per gram. What is the street value of
> the
> > balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
> >
> >
> > 5. If Ahmed receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from
> > Centrelink, also works for his brother as a builder and receives a
> further
> > $400.00 per week, and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11
> children
> > for school, how much money does he have left to buy a smashed Tarago
> from
> > the auctions?
> >
> >
> > 6. If the average spray can covers 22 square metres and the average
> letter
> > is 8 square centimetres, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3
cans
> of
> > paint?
> >
> >
> > 7. If Soula needs 25 mls of wax per day to get rid of her facial
hair,
> and
> > Soula is only 19 years old, how many mls will her mother need if she
is
> 47?
> >
> >
> > 8. Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out
of
> 10
> > shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by
> > shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
> >
> >
> > 9. If Jim changes the oil in his Fish & Chips shop deep fryer every
18
> > months and this costs him $400.00, how often should he change the oil
if
> he
> > wants to spend only $180.00 per annum on new oil?
> >
> >
> > 10. If Abdo runs a Donor Kebab shop and works as a Taxi driver on
> weekends
> > and earns $1,200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give him for
his
> job
> > search allowance?
> >
> >
> > 11. If Bankstown's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5%
per
> > month, the overall population increasing at 2.1 % per month, at what
> rate
> > are the Aussies leaving?
> >
> >
> > 12. Chang gets $200.00 for stealing a BMW, $150.00 for a Commodore and
> > $100.00 for a Falcon. If he has stolen two BMW's and three Falcons,
how
> many
> > Commodores will he have to steal to make $1,800.00?
> >
> >
> > 13. If Bilal gets a haircut and gets a number 2 on the sides and a
> number 3
> > on top, then goes back 3 weeks later and gets a number 1 all round,
how
> much
> > has his hair grown in 3 weeks? (Assume that his hair grows evenly at a
> rate
> > of 2 mm per day)
> >
> >
> > 14. If Greg Smith hears the word "yullah" approximately 55 times per
> hour in
> > Bankstown Square, how many times will he hear the word "mate" in
> Penrith
> > Plaza, if Bankstown has a population of 85,000 and Penrith has a
> population
> > of 10,000?
> >
> >
> > 15. If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from
Leichardt
> to
> > Stanmore, how many round trips will he need to make if 40 of his
> relatives
> > need a lift and he can put 12 people in his Valiant at any one iven
> time?
> >
> >
> > 16. Trinh is in prison for 6 years for murder. He received $10,000.00
> for
> > the hit. His common law wife is spending $100.00 per month. How much
> money
> > will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he
get
> for
> > killing the bitch that spent his money?
> >
> >
> > 17. If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and reveals
1
> x
> > golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has approximately 17 sq
> cm of
> > hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2 cm, what is
the
> > probability that the ornaments will be visible from:
> >
> > a) 2 feet away .....%
> >
> > b) 5 feet away .....%
> >
> > c) 100 feet away .....%
> >
> >
> > 18. If Effie's mum sells her galaktoboureko for $2.00 per slice and
she
> > wants to make an extra 10% profit on each slice, how many sheets of
filo
> > pastry will she leave out if the filo pastry costs 62c a sheet and she
> > normally uses 17 sheets on each tray which she cuts into 16 slices?
> >
> >
> > 19. Hamul has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in
the
> > gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hamul knocked up?
> >
> >
> > 20. If George has $12,000.00 and buys 2 smashed cars from the uctions,
> how
> > much will it cost him to fix them if his friend from school Ahmed is a
> panel
> > beater and charges him Habib rates of $40.00 per hour?
> >
> >
> > END OF EXAM
Maybe you have seen it maybe not but there it is.
Enjoy
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Maths Exam
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M.J.H | Sat, 07 February 2004 17:35 |
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Re: Maths Exam
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Draza | Sat, 07 February 2004 21:38 |
