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boris Forums Junkie I supported Toymods On probation Location: Brisbane, Queensland Registered: January 2003	A guy walks into a centrelink office... Fri, 13 February 2004 02:32 A guy walks into the local Centrelink office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job." The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it". ....sorry if it is a repost [Updated on: Fri, 13 February 2004 02:33] [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	A guy walks into a centrelink office...	boris	Fri, 13 February 2004 02:32
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	TokenBlackGuy	Fri, 13 February 2004 02:57
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	draven	Fri, 13 February 2004 03:14
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	RobST162	Fri, 13 February 2004 04:09
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	-=NiGz=-	Fri, 13 February 2004 04:36
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	SIMDOG	Fri, 13 February 2004 04:39
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	RobST162	Fri, 13 February 2004 04:41
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	-=NiGz=-	Fri, 13 February 2004 04:43
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	TokenBlackGuy	Fri, 13 February 2004 05:38
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	-=NiGz=-	Fri, 13 February 2004 05:42
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Squid	Mon, 16 February 2004 03:19
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	JDM hachi	Fri, 13 February 2004 22:28
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Conquest	Sat, 14 February 2004 01:21
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	midnight	Sat, 14 February 2004 00:44
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Shraka	Sat, 14 February 2004 02:30
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	GRLTOY	Sat, 14 February 2004 03:14
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Dood	Sat, 14 February 2004 04:58
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Backspace	Mon, 16 February 2004 04:52
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Squid	Mon, 16 February 2004 05:15
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	-=NiGz=-	Mon, 16 February 2004 12:06
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Squid	Mon, 16 February 2004 22:39
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Conquest	Mon, 16 February 2004 12:15
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	TokenBlackGuy	Mon, 16 February 2004 05:22
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Danish	Mon, 16 February 2004 15:02
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Squid	Mon, 16 February 2004 22:48
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Backspace	Thu, 19 February 2004 03:19
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Squid	Thu, 19 February 2004 03:50
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Squid	Thu, 19 February 2004 04:00
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Squid	Thu, 19 February 2004 04:14
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Backspace	Fri, 20 February 2004 05:39
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	coronamark2	Thu, 19 February 2004 03:54
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	-=NiGz=-	Thu, 19 February 2004 05:00
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	T APLUS 22	Thu, 19 February 2004 06:36
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	-=NiGz=-	Thu, 19 February 2004 06:40
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	T APLUS 22	Thu, 19 February 2004 06:46
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	draven	Thu, 19 February 2004 06:45
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	-=NiGz=-	Thu, 19 February 2004 06:49
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Squid	Thu, 19 February 2004 21:32
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	-=NiGz=-	Sat, 21 February 2004 02:37
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	TokenBlackGuy	Thu, 19 February 2004 07:20
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	jackel	Thu, 19 February 2004 20:36
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	JDM hachi	Sat, 21 February 2004 02:09
	Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...	Brown Hornet	Tue, 02 March 2004 10:58

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