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Location:
Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered:
May 2002
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What a day.
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Mon, 19 August 2002 12:00
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Ok, this is my 'what a day'.
This is extrodinary. It never usually, if at all happens, so here goes.
I was coming out of westfield at strathpine, I jump into the right hand lane ready to go past a slow magna (if there is another type of magna, I havn't seen it), and notice the right hand lane is blocked for road marking.
So I then swerve back into the lane behind the magna. That's ok.
Then the lights turn, we all creep up a little, lights red again. I take my time catching up to the magna because, hey, where else can I go?
I then notice a fool in a daewoo in my rear view coming up in the right lane. Damn old c*nt decides that he would rather push in front of me.
Fine. I let the old f*cker do it. The lights turn again, I notice on the main road itself that the right hand lane is closed as well. So, we are in the middle of the intersection, I say, screw this, I then rip around the magna into the far left lane and gun it up the road past the land filled with cars, I then notice a break and swerve into it, (the lane I'm in ends at a compulsory left turn further up). I have to drop the anchor hard or end up in the rear of a commonwhore, which I do easily, err, stop that is.
Then I notice the right lane is open again just a little ways up, we get to it, I get into it, I fly past all the fools still lined up in the middle/left lane. I get through the main lights while they are turning orange, (at pizza slut there for the locals). And then have a quick reflection on how excellently I pulled that driving feat off. 
Ok, I cruise on up through lawnton to the clark rubber place, I get some foam, I spend about 10 mins there.
I then gun it to the petrie woolworths. I walk around the shops to go to the newsagent, and yep, wouldn't believe it, I see that POS daewoo bastard pull in and park right next to where I'm walking. 'There's that old c*nt' I think to myself.
Ok, I then go into woolworths, get some 2min noodles for lunch, go to the post office, I then go back downstairs to where I parked, I leave and get onto the road again, and guess what? As I gun it up the street, approching the entrance/exit for the top carpark, yep, that old bastard in his daewoo pulls out in front of me.
F*cking **ck *uc* ***& *!!! !
He then slows down and turns off. Stupid old D*ck.
Anyone else have a fun day? 
EDIT: I could mention the slow corolla on the way from clark rubber to woolworths doing 50 in a 60 zone and further adding to my time, but that would probably offend someone someplace. 
[Updated on: Mon, 19 August 2002 12:04]
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Apollo | Mon, 19 August 2002 12:00 |
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mat_lennon | Fri, 30 August 2002 08:25 |
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mat_lennon | Fri, 30 August 2002 12:19 |
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SPEEDCORE | Mon, 02 September 2002 15:22 |
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Apollo | Mon, 02 September 2002 23:55 |
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mat_lennon | Tue, 03 September 2002 09:28 |
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