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FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 00:55
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hey guys, whats everyones fav ARNIE one liner???
for me its this line out of commando
black fella - "this green beray is about to kick your ass"
ARNIE - "i eat green berays for breakfast *punch smash pow* AND IM VERY HUNGRY"  he has all the best one liners
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 02:05
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"You want to fuck with me? you're a fucking choir boy compared to me, A CHOIR BOY!"
"now we are going to play a game, its called who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"god damn minivan"
i refer you to this page for all your favourite arnold quotes with sound
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds1.html
and yes i know its old but its still awesome
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 02:08
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*Holding fat kid by scruff off the neck*
"Why you eating udder peepols lunchess?!"
"STOP IT!!!!"
Kindergarten Cop.
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Adelaide
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June 2003
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 03:37
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in pumping iron arnie goes "cmon franko you lazy bastard" meanwhile franko columbo is bench pressing some ridiculous amount of weight (franco was strongest man in the world at the time)
another one from pumping iron "getting a pump from doing weights is as satisfying to me as cuming, i am cumming in the gym, im cumming later at night, its like im cumming all day HU HU HU" (arnie lauging noises)
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 03:57
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"YOU ARE ONE UGLY MUDDAFUCKER" - to Predator.
and
(throws knife through generic victim's chest, pinning him to a wall) "STICK AROUND."
and this one, from Commando:
he impales the villian, Bennett, with a pipe - steam gushes out.. "LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNET"
(NB: Bennett - a very faggy guy in leather and chainmail, and if i recall, possibly even a cod piece )
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I supported Toymods
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 04:00
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Oh no, now you've gone and done it. Just wait until Glen gets home... 
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 04:08
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"hey lenny, remember how i said i was gonna kill you last? "
"yeah"
"I LIED" 
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I supported Toymods
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 04:19
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| justcallmefrank wrote on Thu, 24 June 2004 12:00 |
Oh no, now you've gone and done it. Just wait until Glen gets home...
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Hahaha, I was thinking the EXACT same thing just before I saw your post Nath.
Glen is just corn central
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 04:27
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In Commando (?) where he runs the guy in the yellow Porsche (Sally) off the road, interrogates him, then drops him off a cliff....
Girl: "What happened to Sally?"
Arnie: "I let him go"
hahaha.....
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 04:28
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STOP WHINING#@$@#$!@#!@
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 05:34
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"up and atom"
"up and at them"
"Up And Atom"
"Up And At Them"
"UP AND ATOM"
"UP AND AT THEM"
"better"
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 06:12
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kidnapper - "we got your duaghter, we can make a deal right?"
arnie - "WRONG!!!!" *bang*
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 06:30
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haha well hello all!
"Don't wake my friend, he's dead tired"
"Im the party pooper"
"Here's my invitation"
"Knock Knock, stick around"
"Of course, im a terminator"
"He'll live"
"Sully i like you, thats why im goin to kill you last"
"You're fired"
"pushing too many papers"
"its not a tuma"
"if it bleeds, we can kill it"
"the difference is.....im just going to kill you"
RUN RUN GET TO DA CHOPPER!
"Chillout dickwad"
"I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle"
"Come with me if you want to live"
"Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I take my Glock"
"Here is Subzero, now, plain zero"
"I told Killian I'd be back. I wouldn't want to be a liar"
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 06:54
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"want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 07:11
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Definitely "I'm the party pooper."
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 07:12
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| THE WITZL wrote on Thu, 24 June 2004 15:23 |
<hijack thread>
RANIER WOLFCASTLE LINES!!!
"And now i am tinking of holding anusser meeting... IN BED!"
"It is not a comedy"
"LAUGHING TIME IS OVER!"
"maybe you are ALL homosexuals"
</hijack thread>
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My eyes!!! De goggles do nazhink!!
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 14:46
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dont wake my friend he is dead tired!!
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 15:42
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| BlackSupra wrote on Thu, 24 June 2004 16:30 |
RUN RUN GET TO DA CHOPPER!
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It's actually "Get into da Hopper" in arnie's words.
F*ck I know soooo many of these, but I'm clotted at the moment, my bro knows too many of these I'll be back in a few days.
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 16:17
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the funniest every would be terminator 3 in the car
relax..... RELAX !!!
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Thu, 24 June 2004 17:52
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i'm a cop you idiot
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 05:43
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"who is your daddy and what does he do?"
- Kindergarten Cop again
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 05:49
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| BlackSupra wrote on Thu, 24 June 2004 16:30 |
haha well hello all!
"Don't wake my friend, he's dead tired"
"Im the party pooper"
"Here's my invitation"
"Knock Knock, stick around"
"Of course, im a terminator"
"He'll live"
"Sully i like you, thats why im goin to kill you last"
"You're fired"
"pushing too many papers"
"its not a tuma"
"if it bleeds, we can kill it"
"the difference is.....im just going to kill you"
RUN RUN GET TO DA CHOPPER!
"Chillout dickwad"
"I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle"
"Come with me if you want to live"
"Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I take my Glock"
"Here is Subzero, now, plain zero"
"I told Killian I'd be back. I wouldn't want to be a liar"
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ROFL..."you're fired" that was the corniest line
[Updated on: Fri, 25 June 2004 05:50]
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 05:55
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arnold = corn personified
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 06:31
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general kirby "did you leave anything for us??"
arnie "just bodies"
commando
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 06:55
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"i hope you left enough room for my fist cos im going to ram it into your stomach"
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 07:05
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We could start a "Predator quotes" thread all by itself, and not Arnie in particular either:
"C'mon! Kill me, I'm here!"
Billy - "There's somethin' out there...... And it aint no man..."
"50 metre spread, no noise, double back...."
"Somethin's got Billy spooked"
Mac: "Do that again.... I'll bleed you .... Real quiet..... Leave ya here....."
And of course:
"Over here" and "Turn around..."
Oh there's soooo many more!
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 08:27
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| THE WITZL wrote on Thu, 24 June 2004 15:23 |
<hijack thread>
RANIER WOLFCASTLE LINES!!!
"LAUGHING TIME IS OVER!"
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that one made me piss myself laughing on the simpsons
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 11:04
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"your clothes... give zem to me!"
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 11:20
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I'll be back
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 12:00
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| missrolla wrote on Fri, 25 June 2004 21:20 |
I'll be back
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Finally. 
Speaking of Arnie movies, commando and last action hero were on today.
And as for simpsons quotes:
Marge: What's the milage?
R.C.: 1 highway 0 city.
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Re: FAVOURITE ARNIE ONE LINERS
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Fri, 25 June 2004 13:50
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I like you Solly that's why I am going to kill you last.
I like in Eraser when one of the italians says "do you think I can hit him form here?" and the other replies "you couldn't hit the floor if you fell on it!"
It's not Arnie but it's good.
Oh - FUCK YOU ARSEHOLE. its simple and wholesome, even universal.
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