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Corona RT142
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cops	Tue, 07 September 2004 05:40

My mates got pulled over the other day in their AE70, the cops searched their car for drugs late on a FRiady night and my friend being a dick when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him. PS Never be a smart arse to an angry copper it does nothing but inflame the situation. I don't get it I've had my licence for about 15 months now and have not been pulled over once. This guy has been pulled over at least 8 times within about 6 months. Once his car was unregisitered and didn't realise and the other times it was just random. He drives like a granny nothing more than 55 in a 60 zone and never drops burnouts yet is pulled up by the cops all the time. I regularly spin the wheels and occasionally speed but check before doing it, maybe luck is on my side [Report message to a moderator]

dimmy77_03
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Potts Point, Sydney
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Re: cops	Tue, 07 September 2004 09:39

i've had my license for like 2years and never been pulled over...dont drive like a granny, but dont normally speed either (can't afford it). I think it's luck and depends on how sus your car looks i guess... [Updated on: Tue, 07 September 2004 09:39] [Report message to a moderator]

Conquest
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Re: cops	Tue, 07 September 2004 09:52

Hehe my experience involved being pulled out of the car at gunpoint Had some memorable incidents with cops But I haven't had a single fine or demerit point taken in over 7 years driving... [Updated on: Tue, 07 September 2004 10:05] [Report message to a moderator]

alwaysRA23
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Re: cops	Tue, 07 September 2004 10:03

cops suck. if some cop shoved a gun at me id tell him to suck my dick [Report message to a moderator]

draven
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Re: cops	Tue, 07 September 2004 11:32

before or after you shat yourself? [Report message to a moderator]

alwaysRA23
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Re: cops	Tue, 07 September 2004 11:45

before during and after! [Report message to a moderator]

dimmy77_03
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Re: cops	Tue, 07 September 2004 12:52

why'd he draw the gun? if you dont mind me asking [Report message to a moderator]

Evan
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Newcastle
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Re: cops

Tue, 07 September 2004 13:07

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

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Conquest
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Re: cops	Tue, 07 September 2004 13:16

Really was a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time I think. I was on my way to a concert with a few mates when I went up the wrong street & made a rather hasty U-turn, which led to two unmarked cop cars pulling me over & cops surrounding me & my mates with their guns drawn... EDIT: I had a look for my previous post but some sad joker has deleted most of my old posts... [Updated on: Tue, 07 September 2004 13:20] [Report message to a moderator]

MR 1JZ
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Re: cops

Wed, 08 September 2004 08:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

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mick
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toowoomba qld
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March 2004

Re: cops

Sun, 12 September 2004 03:34

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

totally agree

I got defected the other night for having blue park lights. it's not the fact that I got find $75 and lost one point for it. I just think there was no need for the coppers adtuide towards it. I don't mind the police doing there job it's when they have there power trips and pretty much be smart arses about small things like that, the copper seemed like he was pissed off at me for having blue lights? I could understand him being pissed if I tryed to do a runner, or something like that. but I never did. oh well, at least he let me drive me car home (thank fuck) I didn't wan't to leave it downtown. I honestly thought he was going to make me leave it there overnight Shocked

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MR 1JZ
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Re: cops

Sun, 12 September 2004 03:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

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mick
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Re: cops

Sun, 12 September 2004 04:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

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Goose
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Re: cops	Wed, 15 September 2004 04:05

Federal police are alright last time i got pulled over i was in a federal police chase and didn't even know it, couldn't see the flashing beacor on the roof and just figured it was a commie wanting a run. anyway she let me off coz i'd just bought the car even tho i was doing well over the speed limit [Report message to a moderator]

b1gb3n
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Re: cops

Sun, 19 September 2004 11:04

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

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MR 1JZ
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Re: cops

Mon, 20 September 2004 02:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

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dimmy77_03
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Re: cops

Mon, 20 September 2004 10:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

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jim8o
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Re: cops

Mon, 20 September 2004 11:20

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

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MR 1JZ
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Re: cops

Mon, 20 September 2004 12:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

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jesseT18
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Castle Hill, Sydney
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February 2004

Re: cops	Mon, 20 September 2004 12:12

had my licence 3 months, been pulled over 3 times! one night leaving a party, he rekens i was goin too quick, just a warning nothing serious, one was for going through a red light (it was orange, but i just got a warning) and YESTERDAY cause a fukn p plate fell off chief wiggum of berowra police took 2 points and $80, and i was with my dad and everything, being polite and all!!! [Report message to a moderator]

mick
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Re: cops

Sat, 25 September 2004 11:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

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Evan
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Newcastle
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June 2004

Re: cops

Sat, 25 September 2004 23:03

mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

This is cool. Very Happy

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mick
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toowoomba qld
Registered:
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Re: cops

Sun, 26 September 2004 00:15

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 09:03

mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

This is cool. Very Happy

yeah quoting is fun!

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TUB-11Y
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Newcastle, NSW
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Re: cops

Sun, 26 September 2004 04:10

mick wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 10:15

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 09:03

mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

This is cool. Very Happy

yeah quoting is fun!

i have always been ok with cops and never been shafted. im sure if i had a c*nt of an attitude when they pull me over i wouldnt get off so lightly

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Evan
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Re: cops

Sun, 26 September 2004 08:17

TUB-11Y wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 14:10

mick wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 10:15

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 09:03

mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

This is cool. Very Happy

yeah quoting is fun!

i have always been ok with cops and never been shafted. im sure if i had a c*nt of an attitude when they pull me over i wouldnt get off so lightly

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg

this one is is a crack up.

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MR 1JZ
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Re: cops

Sun, 26 September 2004 22:55

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 17:47

TUB-11Y wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 14:10

mick wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 10:15

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 09:03

mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

This is cool. Very Happy

yeah quoting is fun!

i have always been ok with cops and never been shafted. im sure if i had a c*nt of an attitude when they pull me over i wouldnt get off so lightly

this one is is a crack up.

This thread is now quite fucked up...

Im outta here

/me closes door

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woznoz
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Queensland
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Re: cops	Mon, 27 September 2004 03:42

i got pulled over 1ce in 10months, for driving 500metres in the bus lane and yeah i admit it was my fault everyone was doing 50km/h in a 70km/h zone and i was late to my girlfriends, but anyway i was doing 68 in the 70 zone and this cop pulls me over, reddest red face ever!! and yelling at me trying to tell me i was doing over 95 in the 70 zone, and im like sorry i wasnt, so he just yells back. anyway after and i quote he tells me 'if you keep doing this you'll go to the big house where they like little boys like you' he give me a $75 for driving in the bus lane and thats all...!!! he cant prove i wasnt doing 95, 1 cause i wasnt, and 2 cause he had no radar on him. I mean what a wanker, trying to tell me i was going to go to jail and get raped pfffttt..ever see him again im getting his badge number and sending mum down there she'll rip him a new arse hole [Report message to a moderator]

Corona RT142
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Re: cops	Tue, 28 September 2004 02:18

Rectum Stretcher While I was driving down the M4 the other day, going a little faster than I should have been, I passed under a bridge just near Slough only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun lying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh? And what do you do?" he asked. "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?" I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge." Speeding ticket: £60.00 Court costs: £140.00 Look on copper's face: Priceless. [Report message to a moderator]

MR 1JZ
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Re: cops	Tue, 28 September 2004 08:10

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Arch
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Re: cops	Tue, 28 September 2004 10:18

ROFLAMO [Report message to a moderator]

4DaDrift
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Re: cops

Fri, 01 October 2004 16:28

draven wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 21:32

before or after you shat yourself?

funny thing is when i was pulled on parra late @ nyte 4 apparently doing 7 over after they checked my license they all left the cars they were (stationalry check) booking @ da tyme and surrounded mine with guns pulled
only made em angrier and think they picked that up witha few backing up
pig b8 were the best plates ive evah seen

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Mookie
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Re: cops	Sat, 02 October 2004 12:05

If a cops is nice and i haven't done anything wrong then i will b nice back if he is nice and i have done something wrong then i willb nice back If a cops is a cunt and i have done nothing wrong then it's open slather , I've been fined for "abusive language towards a police officer" b4 but i got off because i said something he said 1st. I got pulled up alot but i did have a car that attracted attention. but if ur gunna b rude make sure u have a smart ass laywer [Report message to a moderator]

mick
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toowoomba qld
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March 2004

Re: cops	Sat, 02 October 2004 23:45

some of the things the Coppers do is just stupid. To anyone here who nows Toowoomba well. across the road from the Airport in Bridge Street. The Coppers can be a nuisance at times along there, as there are usually there. Any how across the road from the airport is the intersection of Bridge and Greenwattle Streets and theres a Tree were the Coppers usually are under with a radar gun. I was driving down Greenwattle Street and I stopped at the intersection I mentioned (stop sign) on left hand side of about 20 metres away is this cop with a radar gun pointed at my car must of seen my left indicator on, so as I turned left I gave my car a boot full and back off at 55km/h and kept driving at 55km/h(60km/h zone). fuck the reaction on the Copper was funny he lowered the gun and shook his head at me as I drove past. I mean seriously my car was stopped and he puts the gun on my car? they must be getting desperate for tickets or something? [Report message to a moderator]

dgale86
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Adelaide
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November 2003

Re: cops	Sun, 03 October 2004 19:31

Cops where i live are pretty cool, had the occastional RBT but end up talking about the footy or how the boys back at the station are. I did work experience at the local station . The highway patrol are usually the bastards who dont give a shit because the cunts dont live nearby. [Report message to a moderator]

xolent
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October 2004

Re: cops	Mon, 04 October 2004 08:23

i was in a similiar situation when i saw cops pulled over a car full of guys at night, and i decided to make the cop siren noise (while having intoxicated guys in my car also), and i drove up the road. next thing you know they're behind my ass, pull me over, say they're taking a "random breath test" and they got suspicious about my friends video caming the whole seen and shining torches in their face, that they called the undercovers to come and search every thing in my car, luckily they thought my friends made the noise. fucking asians. i've been pulled over many times, once because they saw me walking out of someone's house with an nsx. we drove past a house with a nsx parked in the front, and if anyone lives in the western suburbs (chester hill to be exact), you guys will know that WHAT THE HELL IS AN NSX DOING IN CHESTER HILL? so we decided to take pictures of it, again, fucking asians. [Updated on: Mon, 04 October 2004 08:25] [Report message to a moderator]

KRD23Q
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Re: cops

Wed, 06 October 2004 12:19

xolent wrote on Mon, 04 October 2004 18:23

luckily they thought my friends made the noise.
fucking asians.
i've been pulled over many times, once because they saw me walking out of someone's house with an nsx. we drove past a house with a nsx parked in the front, and if anyone lives in the western suburbs (chester hill to be exact), you guys will know that WHAT THE HELL IS AN NSX DOING IN CHESTER HILL? so we decided to take pictures of it, again, fucking asians.

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kayot1k
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Re: cops	Thu, 07 October 2004 11:33

whats with the racist comments xolent. [Report message to a moderator]

thu187
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Re: cops

Sat, 09 October 2004 12:27

jessetamsett wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:12

had my licence 3 months, been pulled over 3 times!
one night leaving a party, he rekens i was goin too quick, just a warning nothing serious, one was for going through a red light (it was orange, but i just got a warning)
and YESTERDAY cause a fukn p plate fell off chief wiggum of berowra police took 2 points and $80, and i was with my dad and everything, being polite and all!!!

did your dad try and talk to the cop??
I can't imagine that happening :S
sux man, bad luck

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thu187
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Re: cops

Sat, 09 October 2004 12:33

xolent wrote on Mon, 04 October 2004 18:23

i was in a similiar situation when i saw cops pulled over a car full of guys at night, and i decided to make the cop siren noise (while having intoxicated guys in my car also), and i drove up the road. next thing you know they're behind my ass, pull me over, say they're taking a "random breath test" and they got suspicious about my friends video caming the whole seen and shining torches in their face, that they called the undercovers to come and search every thing in my car, luckily they thought my friends made the noise.
fucking asians.
i've been pulled over many times, once because they saw me walking out of someone's house with an nsx. we drove past a house with a nsx parked in the front, and if anyone lives in the western suburbs (chester hill to be exact), you guys will know that WHAT THE HELL IS AN NSX DOING IN CHESTER HILL? so we decided to take pictures of it, again, fucking asians.

And if anyone lives in the western suburbs they know it's not good to be racist.

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jesseT18
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Re: cops

Sat, 09 October 2004 14:02

Quote:

did your dad try and talk to the cop??
I can't imagine that happening :S
sux man, bad luck

dad didn't do jack, the copa said if i had a spare p plate he'de let me off, but i didnt, then when we leave dad goes, i should have asked if i could drive?
ahhh...bit late dad!
*granny driving next 9 months*

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peeack
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Re: cops	Sat, 09 October 2004 15:06

Cops arn't all that bad, sure some are utter prats but others pull you over for talking on your phone and let you off with a warning I was shitting my self too, because the car I was driving wasn't registered in my name. [Report message to a moderator]

bathurst-91
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Re: cops

Sun, 10 October 2004 02:52

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 27 September 2004 08:55

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 17:47

TUB-11Y wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 14:10

mick wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 10:15

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 09:03

mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

This is cool. Very Happy

yeah quoting is fun!

i have always been ok with cops and never been shafted. im sure if i had a c*nt of an attitude when they pull me over i wouldnt get off so lightly

this one is is a crack up.

This thread is now quite fucked up...

Im outta here

/me closes door

What was this about again?

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M.J.H
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Newcastle
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April 2003

Re: cops

Sun, 10 October 2004 10:59

bathurst-91 wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 12:52

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 27 September 2004 08:55

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 17:47

TUB-11Y wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 14:10

mick wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 10:15

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 09:03

mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

This is cool. Very Happy

yeah quoting is fun!

i have always been ok with cops and never been shafted. im sure if i had a c*nt of an attitude when they pull me over i wouldnt get off so lightly

this one is is a crack up.

This thread is now quite fucked up...

Im outta here

/me closes door

What was this about again?

Dunno but it looks like the trend so just go with it.
Smile

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WiLo
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August 2003

Re: cops

Mon, 11 October 2004 00:54

M.J.H wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 20:59

bathurst-91 wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 12:52

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 27 September 2004 08:55

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 17:47

TUB-11Y wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 14:10

mick wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 10:15

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 09:03

mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

This is cool. Very Happy

yeah quoting is fun!

i have always been ok with cops and never been shafted. im sure if i had a c*nt of an attitude when they pull me over i wouldnt get off so lightly

this one is is a crack up.

This thread is now quite fucked up...

Im outta here

/me closes door

What was this about again?

Dunno but it looks like the trend so just go with it.
Smile

i have also forgotten what this was all about

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Corona RT142
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Re: cops	Mon, 11 October 2004 00:57

M.J.H wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 20:59 bathurst-91 wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 12:52 MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 27 September 2004 08:55 Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 17:47 TUB-11Y wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 14:10 mick wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 10:15 Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 09:03 mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57 MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05 jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50 dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46 MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50 b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34 mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16 MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42 mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04 MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39 Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37 Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40 when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him. classic Laughing ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!! FUCKDAPOLICE totally agree I got defected the other night for having blue park lights. it's not the fact that I got find $75 and lost one point for it. I just think there was no need for the coppers adtuide towards it. I don't mind the police doing there job it's when they have there power trips and pretty much be smart arses about small things like that, the copper seemed like he was pissed off at me for having blue lights? I could understand him being pissed if I tryed to do a runner, or something like that. but I never did. oh well, at least he let me drive me car home (thank fuck) I didn't wan't to leave it downtown. I honestly thought he was going to make me leave it there overnight Shocked I guess thats the price you pay for rice... only kidding man That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore Laughing oh well shit happens since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes just to keep i all goin aye but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could yeah ok Rolling Eyes the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that yeah that pretty much sums it up This is cool. Very Happy yeah quoting is fun! i have always been ok with cops and never been shafted. im sure if i had a c*nt of an attitude when they pull me over i wouldnt get off so lightly http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg this one is is a crack up. This thread is now quite fucked up... Im outta here /me closes door What was this about again? Dunno but it looks like the trend so just go with it. Smile i have also forgotten what this was all about we were having fun quoting for the sake of quoting, [Report message to a moderator]

mick
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March 2004

Re: cops

Tue, 12 October 2004 07:13

Corona RT142 wrote on Mon, 11 October 2004 10:57

M.J.H wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 20:59

bathurst-91 wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 12:52

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 27 September 2004 08:55

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 17:47

TUB-11Y wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 14:10

mick wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 10:15

Evan wrote on Sun, 26 September 2004 09:03

mick wrote on Sat, 25 September 2004 21:57

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 22:05

jim8o wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:50

dimmy77_03 wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 20:46

MR 1GGTE wrote on Mon, 20 September 2004 12:50

b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 19 September 2004 20:34

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 14:16

MR 1GGTE wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:42

mick wrote on Sun, 12 September 2004 13:04

MR 1GGTE wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 18:39

Evan wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 22:37

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 07 September 2004 15:40

when asked do you have any drugs replied "not tonight", the cop was about to bash him.

classic Laughing

ABSOFUKENLUTLEY!!

FUCKDAPOLICE

totally agree

I got defected the other night for having blue park lights. it's not the fact that I got find $75 and lost one point for it. I just think there was no need for the coppers adtuide towards it. I don't mind the police doing there job it's when they have there power trips and pretty much be smart arses about small things like that, the copper seemed like he was pissed off at me for having blue lights? I could understand him being pissed if I tryed to do a runner, or something like that. but I never did. oh well, at least he let me drive me car home (thank fuck) I didn't wan't to leave it downtown. I honestly thought he was going to make me leave it there overnight Shocked

I guess thats the price you pay for rice...

only kidding man

That sucks tho man. Sucks hardcore

Laughing oh well shit happens

since everybody is quoting everything Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

I guess I should continue the tradition then Rolling Eyes

i dont know wtf you're talking about Rolling Eyes

just to keep i all goin aye
but yeah i find if u dont be a smart ass to da poilice they dont do you as hard as they could

yeah ok Rolling Eyes

the cops will fuck you if you are a cunt or not...simple as that

yeah that pretty much sums it up

This is cool. Very Happy

yeah quoting is fun!

i have always been ok with cops and never been shafted. im sure if i had a c*nt of an attitude when they pull me over i wouldnt get off so lightly

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg
this one is is a crack up.

This thread is now quite fucked up...

Im outta here

/me closes door

What was this about again?

Dunno but it looks like the trend so just go with it.
Smile

i have also forgotten what this was all about

we were having fun quoting for the sake of quoting,

lol

it continues Laughing

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asdfgh
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
October 2004

Re: cops

Fri, 15 October 2004 03:26

Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 28 September 2004 12:18

Rectum Stretcher

While I was driving down the M4 the other day, going a little faster than I should have been, I passed under a bridge just near Slough only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun lying in wait.

The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh? And what do you do?" he asked.

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."

Speeding ticket: £60.00 Court costs: £140.00 Look on copper's face: Priceless.

funniest fukin shit ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur a champion

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