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Camden, NSW
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 04:21
 
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HELL YEAH! LOL!!!!
Its a part of being human, they do it to, its better out than in as they say.
I did it within like the first month of being wid my g/f, 2yrs later, we still together and i do it all the time  hahahaha disghusting i know but eh, what can you do?
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Official Cruise Dude
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Sun, 10 October 2004 04:24
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why don't woman fart?
because they don't keep there mouth shut 4 long enough 2 billed up perisher.
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c'town, NSW
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May 2002
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Sun, 10 October 2004 04:59
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your mates misses has serious psychological problems if she is that detached from the every day natural workings of the human body.
she needs help, and no im not joking..
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Perth WA
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Sun, 10 October 2004 04:59
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1)yes , not in public
2)6 months
3)risky
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 05:05
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Hi,
Can't help with this, 'cos I've never farted in my life. 
seeyuzz
river
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 05:09
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| rob_RA40 wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 14:59 |
your mates misses has serious psychological problems if she is that detached from the every day natural workings of the human body.
she needs help, and no im not joking..
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Yeh i agree,she's a pretty little princess,that needs a good dirty sanchezen to bring her back to earth I just cant wait untill the boys are over next weekend and i decide to let one go and light the fukker
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 05:11
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I am actually very interested to hear what ur point of view is River.Being married and stuff 
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November 2002
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 05:12
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Do i fart on/in front of her? Hell I've got to get in early before she does it to me!
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 05:18
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| river wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 15:05 |
Hi,
Can't help with this, 'cos I've never farted in my life.
seeyuzz
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i dont want to get into the intricate details of your life but are you serious? 
even the healthiest person has farted once in their lives
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c'town, NSW
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Sun, 10 October 2004 05:35
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yes river is serious, note the smiley rolling his eyes, thats called the serious smiley.
whenever that smiley is used it means the poster is deadly serious about whatever he/she is saying...
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Ballarat, Vic.
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September 2002
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 05:53
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a few of the ballarat/vic guys know how desterbing i can be at times but i dont think they know about this little gem.
A chick was once goin down on me in my bed, I felt one building up so thought...... fuckit...... i let it rip and pulled the sheets over her head so i didn't have to smell it . Aparently.......... it was really really bad.
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Newcastle
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June 2002
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Sun, 10 October 2004 06:02
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clown, you have put an image in my head that I really didnt need to see.
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Kellyville, Sydney
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June 2004
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 06:07
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DUTCH OVEN!!
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Land of Oz
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 06:10
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Hi,
As I don't fart, I think that, hypothetically, if you're going to put your sword into the beaver, what's the issue with a bit of anal gas?
But, like most things, there is a line you shouldn't cross. Clowns little exercise in good taste is one of them, and the other one is "don't leave skiddies on the sheets".
seeyuzz
river
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Sun, 10 October 2004 06:10
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hahah anybody been cupcaked?
i just rembered back in yr 7/8 there was a obsesssion with 'jump farts' when one of your school mates were sitting down run past, jump and when ur airborne, arse level with face let it rip
and when u get REALLY good release the toxic air on their intake stroke!!!
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Ballarat, Victoria
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March 2003
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Location:
Ballarat, Vic.
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September 2002
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Sun, 10 October 2004 07:12
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hahaha ryleys pissed cos it was his mum
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Brisbane, QLD
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February 2003
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 07:19
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i got my mate in trouble last night by constantly laying down some real foul smelling farts
his girl cracked the sads and demanded that "the vile pig take his smelly arse outside and stop torturing everyone"
i made a strange face at my mate and he pissed himself laughing and thus incriminated himself
ahhh...powers of the dark side
but i generally try not fart around females...or anyone i dont work with, i've a nasty rear end on me(inherited from my father, who to this day is the only person who can use a toilet with windows open\fan on\spray and still have people gag on entry after he's finished)
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Sun, 10 October 2004 07:43
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I've been married now for 5 months been with the wife for about 10 years we have 2 kids and every chance I get to cupcake her I take My other fav is when she just wants "to cuddle" in bed I fart on her leg the trick is to get close enough so she feels the air bubble. Now I'm not a pig It has taken nearly 10 years to get to this stage.
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Sun, 10 October 2004 08:09
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| toyrota wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 17:43 |
I've been married now for 5 months been with the wife for about 10 years we have 2 kids and every chance I get to cupcake her I take My other fav is when she just wants "to cuddle" in bed I fart on her leg the trick is to get close enough so she feels the air bubble. Now I'm not a pig It has taken nearly 10 years to get to this stage.
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See thats what im talking about...Its not discusting..Its a sign of closeness!!!
Women should be thankful that their boyfriend cares about them so much
Cyberpunk: you sound like a mate of mine I once dropped off 500 metres from Eastern Ck Maccas cause he wouldnt stop farting, i was feeling sick.hes' fukkn deadly...same bloke made another mate spew up half a pizza after sneaking around to the passenger side of my car and farted in his face,if that chain of events wasnt funny enough 5 minutes later he discovered he'd actually followed through, and not having anything even remotely resembling toilet paper he had to wipe his arse with his undies and freeball it the rest of the night
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Sun, 10 October 2004 09:05
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| riceburna73 wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 18:09 |
Cyberpunk: you sound like a mate of mine I once dropped off 500 metres from Eastern Ck Maccas cause he wouldnt stop farting, i was feeling sick.hes' fukkn deadly...same bloke made another mate spew up half a pizza after sneaking around to the passenger side of my car and farted in his face,if that chain of events wasnt funny enough 5 minutes later he discovered he'd actually followed through, and not having anything even remotely resembling toilet paper he had to wipe his arse with his undies and freeball it the rest of the night
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The only time I have farted infront of any of my gf's has been either when I was heaps pissed, or asleep.
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Sun, 10 October 2004 09:09
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quote mallrats
"she dumped you for farting?"
"well she was going down on me at the time. i was feeling relaxed, when i'm relaxed i squirt"
personally used to fart infront of the missus all the time, also will do it infront of friends tho not many female friends. i'm sure i farted directly on the ex a few times in our time, but she gave out worse than me. chick farts are always way worse cos they've been building for days. with girls now i spose i haven't really farted infront of anyone i've been fooling around with but then i haven't seen any of them long enough to get comfortable to do it
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Sun, 10 October 2004 09:10
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| Clown wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 15:53 |
a few of the ballarat/vic guys know how desterbing i can be at times but i dont think they know about this little gem.
A chick was once goin down on me in my bed, I felt one building up so thought...... fuckit...... i let it rip and pulled the sheets over her head so i didn't have to smell it . Aparently.......... it was really really bad.
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that's the funniest thing ive ever heard
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Kellyville, Sydney
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Sun, 10 October 2004 09:18
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i never fart in front of my gf and expect the same in return
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Brisbane, QLD
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February 2003
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Sun, 10 October 2004 09:22
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| mynameisrodney wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 19:18 |
i never fart in front of my gf and expect the same in return
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if you've ever fallen asleep near her i'm sure she's been privy to your dark side
which reminded me of a guy i know who used to film his GF sleeping because she had a real bad habit of letting rip, we all fart whilst sleeping...but this chick could of won competitions
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Sun, 10 October 2004 11:07
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Whats wrong with farting infront of a chick??
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Sun, 10 October 2004 13:02
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I guess it depends on how bad the odour is, for me I knew people were finding it tough when I was instructed to sit in the far backleft corner of the room, and I had to leave the clasroom if i was having a bout of flatulence. I was young around 19 Ate 1/2 kilo of Homebrand Tuna per day, and around 6 kilos of Chicken Breast, and ony other sources od protein I could for the week. Oh Yeh beans like the kidney beans are bad very uncool in crowds especially when your anus decides against all advice to have an "incident" and release. It was al worth it though, You really know your freinds after a while..he he hee....
I am 31 now and I don't actually see that much fun in it anymore, but still a necessary part of life.
Did you know that in Circ 18th It was polite for a man to take responsibility for flatuelence in the presence of other people if the woman was the culprit.
regards tony
tony
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Sun, 10 October 2004 22:05
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one of my mates could build, actually, a few of the could but one excelled in it particulary well
you get in the position sid from toy story is in in his bed in one of the scenes, arse in the air, arms by side cheek on floor and he can actually inhale through his arse and make a fart
at school camp he did 108 in a row then he got follow through
has anyone here heard of a buttercup? now thats funny
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April 2004
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Mon, 11 October 2004 03:24
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if anybody has ever been a little brother I am sure you are familiar with the FART JAR
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July 2002
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Mon, 11 October 2004 06:05
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LOL this has to be the funniest post i have read in ages LOL
my ex misses use to fart more then me... and it just got plain annoying and filthy.... it was funny the first few times but then it just gott yuck. Class = 0. However it took her 3 year years to get to that point of farting in front of me. took me about 6 months LOL.
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Mon, 11 October 2004 07:20
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| riceburna73 wrote on Sun, 10 October 2004 15:11 |
I am actually very interested to hear what ur point of view is River.Being married and stuff
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It's tolerated, but not too excess. Loud rippers get a shake of the head. Silent clouds of deadly vapour get a "you dirty bastard" But I did it before we met, I did it while we were going out, I did it while we were engaged, I even did it at our wedding ceremony, and I still do it - loudly and abundantly.
I still try and blame all this foulness on Frank - our totally freaked out parrot, but the missus is onto me now. I try and blame the creaking floorboards, or my bro-in-law when he comes over - all to no avail.
The worse trouble I got into was some years ago when I let a killer silent one go in an elevator with people in it. I looked at her and said loudly "babe, you gotta stop eating beans" She was speechless and if looks could kill, I'd be a dead man on the spot.
Strangely enough, I get into more strife by letting rip a big burp.
seeyuzz
river
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Mon, 11 October 2004 07:37
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The worse trouble I got into was some years ago when I let a killer silent one go in an elevator with people in it. I looked at her and said loudly "babe, you gotta stop eating beans" She was speechless and if looks could kill, I'd be a dead man on the spot.
Hahaha ive done this a couple of times,once in a little dress shop with my missus, i let one go,and this day they were so bad they would not move, even though it was windy outside the shit cloud would just hover in the one spot anyways were in there i drop it and make a pretty good case that it wasnt me and that she should cut it out,I walk out the front only to be followed by the chick who worked there and some other shopper my missus stormed out grabbed my arm and loud enough for the other chicks to hear proclaimed that i am discusting,i continued to defend my innocence up the street
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June 2004
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Mon, 11 October 2004 07:40
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hahaha. that reminds me of something that happened to me. one night me and my mates all got pissed at a rich friend of ours apartment on the 24th floor of the observatory tower in the city. coming down in the morning i let one go at about 23rd and then this old couple got on on 22 and pressed G(the smell had yet to wft out of my pants). after about 5-10 floors of me and a mate in stitches trying to stay quiet the old bloke pushed another level and got off the elevator. oh and to this date that is the worst fart i have ever done.
chris
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Mon, 11 October 2004 12:43
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I farted on a mates misses last night........ it was pure class!
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Mon, 11 October 2004 15:40
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deep down we all must love the smell of fart. we need to smell,appreciate and rate the odour. then due to the conforming pressure of society we say "yuck dude thats fowl"
if this is not true why is it that when someone farts instead of just moving away u instantly smell the air. i mean how often does someone say i just farted and not actually fart!!
its our instincts and pleasure to smell the fowl odour. thus delivering them to our girlfriends/wife etc is only common curtesy. and they should respect that!
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Re: Farting infrontof/on ya missus
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Mon, 11 October 2004 16:46
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Oh Hells yeah I fart on my girl! For a while, it annoyed her a little bit, but now she is used to it. (unless I drop an ultra-fowl bomb, then she gets pissed off!) But, I try to drop big loud crunchers when we are having a quiet conversation or watching a DVD, the funniest thing! Or sometimes I'll try to let a quiet one to see if she notices. Usually 25 seconds or so will go by and she's like "I heard that..." The tits! Anyways, my new thing is farting on her as a way of "marking my territory". I tell her, its like a pat on the arse or holding her hand, its love baby!
Oh, BTW we are getting married next year if that is any indication...
[Updated on: Mon, 11 October 2004 16:49]
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Mon, 11 October 2004 16:51
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Yup, you know when your sitting alone at the computer and you blast one that rocks the whole chair and then take a big whiff of it...ooohhhh boy, that is great when you stink yourself out!
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Tue, 12 October 2004 04:07
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[quote title=2-Skinny wrote on Tue, 12 October 2004 02:46]Anyways, my new thing is farting on her as a way of "marking my territory". I tell her, its like a pat on the arse or holding her hand, its love baby!quote]
taht dropped me like a Tasmanian old growth forest
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February 2004
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Wed, 13 October 2004 06:23
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yea, but only if shes in a good mood, she gets anoyed otherwise cos i do it all the time.
she does them around me 2, but they never make noise, she just says shes goin to fart....then giggles
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Wed, 13 October 2004 09:33
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My farts are so chunky you could carve it.
And so thick you could chew on em...
But I've never really had a gf to share this talent with...wonder why?
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I supported Toymods
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Wed, 13 October 2004 09:36
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What you do is when you wake up in the morning just back up to her in bed and if you can spred your ass cheeks on her leg then let it RIP
They love this sort of attention
BEN
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Wed, 13 October 2004 10:21
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| Siktoy ra23 wrote on Wed, 13 October 2004 19:36 |
What you do is when you wake up in the morning just back up to her in bed and if you can spred your ass cheeks on her leg then let it RIP
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Love ya work Ben!
Yeah i fart like a machine and always try my best to analyse the stink before the exit. From this point i decide what to do with it.
If its gonna reak i do try to dutch oven it on the missus for maximum effect. But the key is to pretend to snuggle up to them (cos they love it) and then we they realise, the look on their face is the best!
If its just an audible delight then yeah i try to take bens initiative and dump it on her!
I know this is a bit indepth a response for farting, but i say be proud of it, after all you created it. Think of it as ya child.
hope this helps
Jezza 
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Wed, 13 October 2004 12:18
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| Siktoy ra23 wrote on Wed, 13 October 2004 19:36 |
What you do is when you wake up in the morning just back up to her in bed and if you can spred your ass cheeks on her leg then let it RIP
They love this sort of attention
BEN
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your a funny bastard, and u got a awesome avatar
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Wed, 13 October 2004 12:25
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Im doing the long distance thing with the missus untill i get back to syd,anyways on the phone tonight and let one go into the phone and she like"Nath was that? oh thats discusting,and im like babe im just trying to make it asif we were here together!
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