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Official Cruise Dude
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liverpool
Registered:
March 2004
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puzzle man rice?
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Thu, 14 October 2004 09:24
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OK i know i have some rice. all right a lot of it.
but am i the king? no sorry. I'm not this bad am i???
& here it is my favorite
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Official Cruise Dude
Location:
liverpool
Registered:
March 2004
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Thu, 14 October 2004 09:58
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MORE LIGHTS THAN ME
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Thu, 14 October 2004 10:08
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 that last one is hilarious, he's even got the stock exhaust on 
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Location:
Sydney, Australia
Registered:
December 2003
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Thu, 14 October 2004 11:06
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You're trying to hard.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Thu, 14 October 2004 12:59
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I say you're not trying hard enough!
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Location:
Elwood, Melb
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Thu, 14 October 2004 15:08
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Man!!! me and my mates were really hung over on Sunday (all nighter) and I was considering doing the cardboard spoiler/side skirts on my mates Silvia and go cruising, but he didn't want a bad rep. DAMN!
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
June 2004
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Registered:
February 2003
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Fri, 15 October 2004 01:08
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| puzzle man wrote on Thu, 14 October 2004 19:24 |
OK i know i have some rice. all right a lot of it.
but am i the king? no sorry. I'm not this bad am i???
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no offense dude, but IMHO i think it's one of the umm worst i've seen  but glad you have the balls to be self proclaimed 
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Official Cruise Dude
Location:
liverpool
Registered:
March 2004
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Fri, 15 October 2004 07:26
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year 12 wood work calss ha ha
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Official Cruise Dude
Location:
liverpool
Registered:
March 2004
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Fri, 15 October 2004 07:27
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Ricer [risse-urr] N.
[Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt]
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their economy sedan (mostly import cars from japan hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are
Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
Lots of after-market company stickers they saw on cars in the Fast & Furious
Cold Air Intake- a tube that feeds cold air to their high performance hamsters.
Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, Mitsubishi Eclipses, Toyota Camrys, Corollas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that there are many high performance import cars as well that are designed to go fast that are often mislabeled as "rice". Such cars as supras, skylines, wrx', NSX, Evo IV, etc.. fall into this category. Unfortunately, in today's world cars like this still must be handled on a case-by-case basis.
The ricer attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles. (example: mexican=mini trucks; african americans=escalades; etc..) These crackers are also known to talk a lot of shit about their cars too. The best place to see a ricer is in his native habitat, any mall parking lot.
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Official Cruise Dude
Location:
liverpool
Registered:
March 2004
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Banned user
Location:
ADELAIDE - The Drift City
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Fri, 15 October 2004 08:04
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your avatar is scary it looks a lot like one of my ex gf's....
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Location:
Brisbane, QLD
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Fri, 15 October 2004 10:44
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| Simon-AE86 wrote on Fri, 15 October 2004 18:04 |
your avatar is scary it looks a lot like one of my ex gf's....
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lucky bugger
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Fri, 15 October 2004 15:22
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH i didnt know 4 yr olds could drive
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sat, 16 October 2004 01:09
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| Jag7799 wrote on Sat, 16 October 2004 01:22 |
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH i didnt know 4 yr olds could drive
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These guys are tough-as Jag ! !
Can you not sense their mega intense rice feeling serious look?
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sat, 16 October 2004 01:09
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| st184 sillycar wrote on Sat, 16 October 2004 11:09 |
| Jag7799 wrote on Sat, 16 October 2004 01:22 |
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH i didnt know 4 yr olds could drive
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These guys are tough-as Jag ! !
Can you not sense their mega intense rice feeling serious look?
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im just worried that theyll poke me to death with spiky hair
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sat, 16 October 2004 01:19
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Sadly, I don't think the hair was photoshopped-in, like the front-bars. Truly scary, and so, so sad at the same time.
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Location:
Melbourne - NthSubs
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sat, 16 October 2004 03:38
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typeRICE
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Official Cruise Dude
Location:
liverpool
Registered:
March 2004
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Tue, 16 November 2004 03:39
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BWAHAHAHAHA
best laff ive had today
Death to ricers 
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Wollongong
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sat, 26 March 2005 11:09
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| Jag7799 wrote on Sat, 16 October 2004 11:09 |
| st184 sillycar wrote on Sat, 16 October 2004 11:09 |
| Jag7799 wrote on Sat, 16 October 2004 01:22 |
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH i didnt know 4 yr olds could drive
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These guys are tough-as Jag ! !
Can you not sense their mega intense rice feeling serious look?
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im just worried that theyll poke me to death with spiky hair
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I think these guys are more like WIPS. Nips trying to be like WOGS. Or WEBS. I'll leave that for you'se to work that 1 out lol
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sat, 26 March 2005 12:31
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now thats a classic :
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Location:
sydney
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sat, 26 March 2005 22:42
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I have to ask puzle man..... What is the story behind your name and crazy stickers?
Just looks a little weird thats all
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Location:
Wollongong
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sat, 26 March 2005 23:32
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we have a winner!
-Gaz
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Location:
Ballarat, Victoria
Registered:
March 2003
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sun, 27 March 2005 01:32
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| G-Phresh wrote on Sun, 27 March 2005 09:32 |
we have a winner!
-Gaz
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thats just funny
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Official Cruise Dude
Location:
liverpool
Registered:
March 2004
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Re: puzzle man rice?
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Sun, 27 March 2005 05:25
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| fatmr2 wrote on Sun, 27 March 2005 08:42 |
I have to ask puzle man..... What is the story behind your name and crazy stickers?
Just looks a little weird thats all
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I had the puzzle pieces on the car when we first started to go to toymods meetings. Don't know what really happened but I think it all started with Danny and then it caught on and everyone just started to call me puzzleman. It's one of those nicknames that kinda stick with you. 
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