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Location:
townsville NQLD
Registered:
February 2004
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i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Fri, 22 October 2004 10:01
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i want some good funny shit to bag out my mates with their bomadores and tonners and falcons.
so hit me with what u got
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Location:
1st street on the right
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Fri, 22 October 2004 10:06
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Find a monaro or ss etc ute driver. Pour all over their car like you love it (  ) Then ask what they paid. Reply with a look of horror and say " You paid $xxxx for a 2 door commodore!" Prep for running.
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Fri, 22 October 2004 10:08
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fix or repair daily
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Location:
melbourne
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Fri, 22 October 2004 10:35
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Why even bother baggin' them out? Just be the better man and make it clear that they're below you, then walk off.
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Location:
sydney
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Fri, 22 October 2004 10:45
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| stereomike wrote on Fri, 22 October 2004 20:35 |
Why even bother baggin' them out? Just be the better man and make it clear that they're below you, then walk off.
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awww whats the fun in that? 
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Location:
townsville NQLD
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Fri, 22 October 2004 10:50
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| Lench wrote on Fri, 22 October 2004 20:45 |
| stereomike wrote on Fri, 22 October 2004 20:35 |
Why even bother baggin' them out? Just be the better man and make it clear that they're below you, then walk off.
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awww whats the fun in that?
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yeah its only for fun, for a bite
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Membership Secretary
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
June 2002
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Sat, 23 October 2004 07:43
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Why I get asked why I didn't put a 350/351 etc in my car
I say I didn't have push rods in 68 why go backwards in time .
Hell the next model V8SS will still have push rods.
Atleast Ford have joined the party and the century with Over head cam now
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Sat, 23 October 2004 07:57
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FORD - Fucked on race day
GMC - gotta mechanic coming?
HOLDEN - holden owners lick dick every night
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Location:
Lismore, NSW
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Sun, 24 October 2004 10:31
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FORD- Full Of Rust Dents
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Sun, 24 October 2004 11:27
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| truenosedan wrote on Sat, 23 October 2004 17:27 |
HOLDEN - holden owners lick dick every night
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Sun, 24 October 2004 11:42
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thats the only HOLDEN one we've had 
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Sun, 24 October 2004 14:58
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| dimmy77_03 wrote on Sun, 24 October 2004 21:42 |
thats the only HOLDEN one we've had
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Just HOLDEN together.
Holden, the only "Modern car company" using the technology of yesteryear.
Hey Barry whats a DOHC (or OHC even)?
Its a shame the VZ looks like a PIECE OF SHIT!
The VL was the pinnacle of the commodores. Everything else is a GM engined piece of shit. (yeah yeah it was still a Nissan engine tho)
Why does every second VL have a Champion sticker on it? False advertising I reckon.
Fords are cool okay...
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 00:54
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I saw 2 comodores on the same day both rebadged with chevy badges wats up with that?
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 01:02
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becuase they think they are the proverbial "full sick uleah" if they have teh fullsick 2 valves per cylinder pushrod oil burning tree fiddy chev unda the sickest black bonnet bruz...
its hektik aye
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 01:34
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Fucked on Race Day
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 04:05
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Holes Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noises
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Location:
Northwestern Sydney
Registered:
August 2002
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 04:46
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Only cheap wine comes in 5 litres...
The Ford AU ute has cup and thermos holders built into the tailgate. So when you push the ute you can have a drink at the same time.
Friends don't let friends drive Fords.
If all the vehicles in Australia were 'Built Ford Tough', the shoulders of Australia's highways would be a much more crowded place.
Have you driven over a Ford lately?
Have you outdriven a Ford lately?
This is Holden country and on quiet nights you can hear Fords rusting.
I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford.
I'd rather push a Holden than drive a Ford.
Ford Escort me to a Holden dealer.
Buy a Ford and you buy the 'best'. Drive a mile and walk the rest.
SPEED KILLS
Drive a Ford and live forever.
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"
Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If is wasn't for Ford
our tools would be rust.
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it.
Q: Why are there footpaths beside streets?
A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a Ford ute haul if a Ford ute could haul wood?
A: As much as the Holden ute towing it.
Ford acronyms:
F O R D
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
(French) - Fabrication Ordinare Reparation Dispendieuse
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Forget Out Running Daewoos
Or in reverse...
D R O F
Drivers Return On Foot
Don't Ride Over Fifty
Danged Roaches Outrun Ford
Datsun Rules Over Ford
If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Ford...
You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.
You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation.
When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car.
While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.
You have preferred customer status at Repco Auto Parts.
You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.
You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car.
When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing and just start laughing.
People try to hire you to bring your truck to their house to fog for mosquitos.
In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes
I'm showing a bias toward Holden here...
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Location:
Northwestern Sydney
Registered:
August 2002
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 04:51
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Oh and my personal favorite....
Ford engineers spent several months and countless dollars towards identifying the problems with their cars. After the task was completed and the problem found they simply circled it....
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 04:57
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Hope our luck doesn't end now.
As for the pushrod comment, the spokesman for hsv says "dont think of it as 50 year old technology, think of it as it has a 50 year eveoloutionary period".
You cant really bag the Gen4 out though, 297kw and 530nm without even extractors or anyting, this will be in the VE SS in a couple years.
It's some pretty powerful shit for an average joe to be in control of which kinda scares me in a way.
The trouble for holden is it is quite long to make shit up about imagine trying to make on for say mitsubishi or even toyota cos it has shit letters in it
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
May 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 07:24
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After a defensive driving course yesterday, my friend scrawled in all the dust and sh*t on the side of his skyline:
"I would have taken my v8, but i was in a hurry"
He got a lot of races on the way home...
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Location:
Northmead
Registered:
December 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 08:04
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| stereomike wrote on Fri, 22 October 2004 20:35 |
Why even bother baggin' them out? Just be the better man and make it clear that they're below you, then walk off.
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OK, so i drive my girlfriend's commodore as my crowns all need some work and money.
So, am i below myself, beside myself or above myself when i drive it? Hmmm, how can i walk away from myself?
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Location:
townsville NQLD
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 10:01
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| Lambolica wrote on Mon, 25 October 2004 14:46 |
I'm showing a bias toward Holden here...
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not really , most of em besides the acryonms can be substituted from ford to holden, depends on who u are trying to bag out.
a good combination for a car is; heavy as shit, pushrods, 2 valve/cylinder, fuel guzlers, old ones run on leaded---- what more would you want if u owned a old holden
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Location:
Adelaide - Race Central
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Mon, 25 October 2004 10:06
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The
One
You
Ought
To
Avoid
Sorry Guys, I drive a Celica but just had to throw it in as another comment
HaHa, have fun
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Location:
Tom Price
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Tue, 26 October 2004 01:34
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One More For Holden
Hold
On
Ladies
Dick
Enlargement
Needed
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Location:
Ballarat, Vic.
Registered:
September 2002
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Tue, 26 October 2004 07:47
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hahahahhaahahahahaha pure class man, love it 
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Tue, 26 October 2004 09:30
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only ice comes in cubes
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Location:
Sydney, Shire
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Tue, 26 October 2004 13:30
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how bout this one?
"god created shit...holden made it move"
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Tue, 26 October 2004 15:32
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i cant beleive that you all think they understand a superior insult coming from a toyota owner
im discusted in you all for giving them the credit of some form of intelligence
shame on you all
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners
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Tue, 26 October 2004 15:33
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| jonchai wrote on Mon, 25 October 2004 20:06 |
The
One
You
Ought
To
Avoid
Sorry Guys, I drive a Celica but just had to throw it in as another comment
HaHa, have fun
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two
old
yobbos
on
tiling/towing
assignment
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