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 Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Mon, 01 November 2004 09:55
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that these are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparking clean.
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Adelaide
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January 2004
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Mon, 01 November 2004 10:48
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awesome!
ill give it a shot...
"maaaax... max where are you.."
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Canberra
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May 2002
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Mon, 01 November 2004 11:21
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I don't own a cat will it work with a small dog?
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Brisbane, QLD, Australia
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May 2002
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Mon, 01 November 2004 13:16
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| Malicia wrote on Mon, 01 November 2004 21:21 |
I don't own a cat will it work with a small dog?
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Yea, and you wouldn't need to add any detergent either as it would just eat the shit instead.
I saw that cat thing a while ago and I still wonder about the logic of it as when the cat gets free, you then have a trail of toilet water on the floor/walls all the way out the door.
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Perth
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August 2003
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Mon, 01 November 2004 13:32
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you can't tell me you would do that to this cat
it's so cute 
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Mon, 01 November 2004 13:48
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that is the most adorable little kitten.....
of course in a year it'll be a raving psychopath, but right now it's cute 
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Perth
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August 2003
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Mon, 01 November 2004 13:53
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attack !
mousey mousey
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Finland
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November 2002
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Mon, 01 November 2004 14:42
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Excellent! 
This reminds me about a breakthrough in toilet cleaning, that my friend invented. It goes like this:
Spray Teflon spray to all over the toilet bowl and you can forget the skid marks.
And while your in the toilet with the spray can you can give similar treatment to washbasin/walls etc. Handy!
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Mon, 01 November 2004 15:46
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| jackel wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 00:32 |
you can't tell me you would do that to this cat
it's so cute
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After the first power-wash and it'd be gooooone
Oh well it least the pipes'd get cleaned
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Tue, 02 November 2004 00:26
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| jackel wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 00:02 |
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Jackel is that your cat?
If so that is the cutest cat i have ever seen...
awww cute little kitty
Id still power wash it for a laff tho
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Liverpool, Sydney
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September 2004
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Tue, 02 November 2004 05:41
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All cats are cute..... you cant be mean to a cat ! ^-^
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Sydney
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September 2004
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Tue, 02 November 2004 06:22
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Stick em UP OSCAR!! Now get in the Crappa!!!!
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Tue, 02 November 2004 06:55
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| MFX_Neko_86 wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 13:41 |
All cats are cute.....
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No, kittens are cute. The above examples especially. Not all cats are cute, most of them are toilet worth Dogs rule!
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Tue, 02 November 2004 14:51
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| Jayem wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 01:42 |
Excellent!
This reminds me about a breakthrough in toilet cleaning, that my friend invented. It goes like this:
Spray Teflon spray to all over the toilet bowl and you can forget the skid marks.
And while your in the toilet with the spray can you can give similar treatment to washbasin/walls etc. Handy!
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Dude, ya friend got ripped. There's a toilet cleaner that uses teflon
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Adelaide
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April 2004
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Wed, 03 November 2004 00:50
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best cat is a flat cat.
i like putting sticky tape on my house mates cats paws its funny coz they can't walk.
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Perth
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August 2003
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Wed, 03 November 2004 11:14
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| MR 1GGTE wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 08:26 |
| jackel wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 00:02 |
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Jackel is that your cat?
If so that is the cutest cat i have ever seen...
awww cute little kitty
Id still power wash it for a laff tho
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i wish it was my cat 
my cats are old and grey
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Perth
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September 2004
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Wed, 03 November 2004 11:32
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Works with sinks too!
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Wed, 03 November 2004 12:40
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Reminds me of the time that i gave me sister's Maltiz Terrier a bath
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Wed, 03 November 2004 13:26
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| jackel wrote on Wed, 03 November 2004 21:44 |
| MR 1GGTE wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 08:26 |
| jackel wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 00:02 |
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Jackel is that your cat?
If so that is the cutest cat i have ever seen...
awww cute little kitty
Id still power wash it for a laff tho
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i wish it was my cat
my cats are old and grey
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its just sooooo cute it makes anything else look ugly
awwwww
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Thu, 04 November 2004 03:56
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you got em both pretty and ugly
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Thu, 04 November 2004 04:40
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i reckon my cat would do a great job in the toilet...but i couldnt be that slack to her
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Perth
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August 2003
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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Thu, 04 November 2004 16:33
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| dimmy77_03 wrote on Thu, 04 November 2004 12:40 |
i reckon my cat would do a great job in the toilet...but i couldnt be that slack to her
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that ain't a cat, it's a rug with eyes !!!
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