There was a poem contest between the Yale graduate and a Redneck.
They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two, destination-Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin went, met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three,and we was two, so I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
Thu, 02 December 2004 16:46
