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Location:
Perth
Registered:
June 2003
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 Bouncer stories part 2
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Sat, 04 December 2004 04:12
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My first night as a bouncer continued.
On my first night I also had to deal with the sensative issue of how to stop a goth girl trying to claw our eyes out while all the guys in the bar are watching us without using physical force.
First up, back in those days the barchicks at the amplifier were all punks. The head barbitch's name was Mado, we used to call her the lovechild of a parrot. She had bright spikey multi-coloured hair, eyebrows painted on, used to wear things like gaffer tape on her nipples with "whore" written between her breasts, totally mad. Perth people can see her band "trash ivory" play next week at the Amplifier, they used to be called "Trash and the wife beaters" till womens groups made them change it.
Anyway, this little goth girl is really giving us the shits, screaming, swearing, taking swipes at us and generally going nuts like only teen angsty drunk chicks can. We were just pushing her away telling her gently at first to leave, eventually to just fuck off, when the other doorman spots our salvation in the form of Mado on a smoke break.
He yells out "Mado, skitchem up!" and Mado just storms over and starts fulling wailing on this goth chick, it was hilarious, I think I even saw her throw in a "judo chop".
We broke it up and the goth girl ran away, and all joints confiscated that night went to Mado.
I have hundreds of these, I'll just keep em coming 
I don't bounce at amplifier anymore, just the flying scotsman wed-thur-sun and the lucky shag bar fri-sat. I have stories about these places as well 
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