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Brisbane
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June 2004
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Life's embarressing moments
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Tue, 14 December 2004 15:19
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Here are some embaresing moments that I can remember....
1. Getting my 'frank' caught in a zipper and getting a lady from a family I boarded with to unzip the fly. Yes it really does hurt. At least I didn't get the beans caught.
2. Dating a girl at allhallows school in Bne and whilst chatting to some freinds for a (long) while my balls were hanging all around the shop, i did not know to the next week when the kids at boarding school sang 'Im free balling" (Tom Petty)
3. My Parents cornering me when I was 12 and asking if I wanted a circumsision.
4. Being in a Cemetary with a group of freinds and someone shouted 'kill the virgin' ..... I was the only one running!
5. This year I congradulated a lady worker at Big W on her pregenancy... she said that she was not pregnant!
6. In the back of a ute, pulled the pants down to give some to the car next to us, the driver of the car I was in swerved and my ass ended up in a freinds face/nose. Some situations words cannot how you feel...
7. A chick asked If i would make love to her, she was polishing off a 6 pack of cream buns at the time. I declined and said I was not hungry..
8. I was eating 1/2 kilo of tuna a day leading up to a comp, and man did I have gas, it was sooo bad that I had to sit in the back corner of the classroom, notify the teacher of an incident(prior) and leave the room.
9. I was in my last year of High school and was dating a 'woman of loose morals" and we had dinner at her place and she went into the bedroom and got changed into something skimpy, asked me to come in the b/room, i went in, asked myself what am I doing in here, she got upset, I went back out and watched the rest of MTV and she broke up with me.
10. I dated a chick she was 23 and I was still in school, but she had a physical flaw that I could not overcome, she had her 2&3 toe joined, it kept freaking me out and I could not stop staring. We broke up.
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Life's embarressing moments
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tomartom | Tue, 14 December 2004 15:19 |
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riceburna73 | Tue, 14 December 2004 23:11 |
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Mookie | Tue, 14 December 2004 23:29 |
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riceburna73 | Tue, 14 December 2004 23:33 |
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nick2b | Wed, 15 December 2004 09:29 |
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Tommo | Wed, 15 December 2004 07:38 |
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The Wombat | Wed, 15 December 2004 09:03 |
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tomartom | Wed, 22 December 2004 09:24 |
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Meat_rack | Sat, 25 December 2004 07:57 |
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JAZE | Sun, 26 December 2004 14:13 |
