Location: Camden (Sydney)
Registered: September 2004
How to annoy
Mon, 10 January 2005 12:49
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, "did you hear that cable snapping sound?!"
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?
Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.