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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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August 2002
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 bad day at work?
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Fri, 22 November 2002 00:11
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When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
1. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section.
2. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand.
3. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone, so you will not be disturbed during your therapy
4. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
5. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
6. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."
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wizzfizz2097 | Fri, 22 November 2002 00:11 |
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Teenz | Fri, 22 November 2002 00:21 |
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HSV_gal | Fri, 22 November 2002 02:53 |
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GEE120 | Fri, 22 November 2002 03:07 |
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RA28midge | Fri, 22 November 2002 03:44 |
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Rolla Boy | Sat, 23 November 2002 12:10 |
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fOOZ86 | Sat, 23 November 2002 19:55 |
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manipulate | Sat, 23 November 2002 23:29 |
