Author | Topic |
Location: Melbourne
Registered: January 2005
|
|
|
Location: Perth
Registered: February 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 15:01
|
|
She's testing ya man, give in and your whipped for life
|
|
|
Location: Gold Coast
Registered: June 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 15:05
|
|
Get the flowers, but don't let her know you have them right away. See the response then either whip out the flowers like the hero she wants you to be or dump them. End of story, no awkward moment. My master plan anyway.
|
|
|
Location: Melbourne
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 15:25
|
|
Get some flowers, but spray cheap perfume on yourself
|
|
|
Registered: December 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 21:02
|
|
__DON'T BUY HER FLOWERS!__
seriously... she may be all girly and thankful to begin with, but from then on she knows her wish is your command.
Females will NEVER agree to this, but _honestly_ they love being dominated. They like take charge alpha males, and unless your an absolutely stunning looking guy you don't stand a chance being submissive. And even then she will quickly get over you.
They all say they want the nice romantic guy, it is full of shit. Thats what they think they want, but human nature says otherwise. You know that saying 'nice guys finish last'? It is the truth. Trust me I learnt the hard way. I used to be a pussy, all submissive and the like. And I got next to nothing, when I did it was few and far between, over quickly and I was left feeling like shit.
Btw, by dominant I don't mean you should run over and back hand the bitch, just feign dis-interest, be a smart arse to her, poke fun at her. She will pretend to be all cut but trust me she is LOVING it. _Especially_ if she is a good looker and is used to having all the other pussy guys sucking up to her.
Buy her flowers and its over unless you want to play the best friend / sholder to cry on role. TRUST ME I speak from experience
Females are ALL THE SAME. Picking up is just a big game, but the good thing about it is, it never changes! But you never get bored because the prize is different every time (Until you get a long term gf, but then your happy anyway)
|
|
|
Location: Newcastle
Registered: July 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 21:15
|
|
and if in doubt...
muzzi wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 08:02 | you should run over and back hand the bitch,
|
|
|
|
Registered: December 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 21:19
|
|
toof wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 08:15 | and if in doubt...
muzzi wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 08:02 | you should run over and back hand the bitch,
|
|
Way to mis-quote me, but why not
|
|
|
Registered: June 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 22:25
|
|
While I don't agree entirely, I do think that to some extent Muzzi is right. If you act too gooey and nice, you'll be landed in the "just friends" zone by every girl you meet. If you act like a girl around women, then you'll be treated like one by them - and end up being a "friend" and nothing more. Having said that, don't go and start farting and acting like a moron around her. Women love to be romanced, and told how great they are. You just have to do it without sounding gay.
|
|
|
Location: Adelaide, SA
Registered: June 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 22:45
|
|
What kind of chick says Quote: | "You have to buy me flowers next week or I'll kick your ass."
| anyway. Not the kind to be going out with in the first place. If my chick said that I'd tell her to get stuffed.
I also agree with the others about if you do it, then she'll think she has you wrapped around her finger.
|
|
|
Registered: December 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 22:49
|
|
joorsh wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 09:25 | don't go and start farting and acting like a moron around her. Women love to be romanced, and told how great they are. You just have to do it without sounding gay.
|
The opposite to pussy and submissive isn't moronic and gassy Of course you have to be classy and intelligent. And don't be a bastard, just poke fun
And you are correct in that women love to be romanced, but make them work for it. TRUST ME Once again I speak from experience. Do everything they want all the time and they will begin to expect it and not appreciate it.
You can give them nice comments, compliments, romance them. Hell, even do the things they ask you to do on the odd occasion. But don't do it when they ask. Do it when you want too, which should not too often, and do it when the least expect it. And by the way this is not an occasion where you want to be doing the things she asks. DON'T BUY THOSE FLOWERS.
It is human nature to always want what you cannot have. Buy buying this girl these flowers you are saying 'I am not only available but I am so desperate that I will meet your every need' If you feign disinterest, you all of a sudden become something she cant have, which makes her want you even more.
On the day, I wouldn't even mention the flowers. When she brings it up you need to have something funny and in your face to say that shuts her down. (NOTE: you do not want to completely humiliate her especially not in front of other people.) This way you are proving you are not needy and desperate and instead you are saying 'if you want me, your going to have to work for it' and she will
[Updated on: Tue, 01 March 2005 22:51]
|
|
|
Location: Tassie
Registered: October 2003
|
|
|
Location: newcastle
Registered: April 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 23:13
|
|
mail her the flowers
one petal at a time
|
|
|
Location: Melb East
Registered: April 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 23:24
|
|
"treat em mean, keep em keen"
|
|
|
Registered: December 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Tue, 01 March 2005 23:32
|
|
One petal at a time is sadistically romantic. I like it, but its not for this particular situation I don't think
|
|
|
Location: Sydney
Registered: February 2005
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 00:22
|
|
You should write a note back saying "Give me head or i'll sleep with your best friend."
|
|
|
I Supported Toymods
Location: Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
Registered: August 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 01:22
|
|
Buy her flowers. But arrange it yourself. Don't make it pretty otherwise it'll look like its from the florist. Make it seem.. err.. typical guy-ish arrangement thats totally crap. That way it seemed like you put in the effort, but meh, just stick some flowers into a piece of foam, how hard is that??
Got me laid heh
|
|
|
Location: VIC, Sth Frankston.
Registered: July 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 01:33
|
|
Give her two photos.
One of the flowers,
and one of your arse.
|
|
|
Location: Perth
Registered: October 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 01:44
|
|
Have you done something to think you should be buying her flowers to make up?
If you havent WTF are you or her on about?
|
|
|
Location: Sydney
Registered: April 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 01:49
|
|
LIsten to MUzzi he is a wise man!! dont get the flowers especially if it isnt to celebrate an occasion,its a fukkn test bigtime as to how much control she will have over you...remember from the start of time women havent had braun to control or make people submissive,they have had to use their brains and the hairy lasoo...when she demanded these flowers in what ever way she did it,a quick smart ass what for? followed by eddie murphy voice "what have you done for me lately"would have been sufficient let it go for a couple of weeks then let her find one one her windscreen one morning coming out to the car..just remember at the end of the day she just want WANG,so dont let her cloud ur mind with this ghey romantic shit!!
|
|
|
I Supported Toymods
Location: Sydney
Registered: December 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 01:49
|
|
Just go cut a flower out of the nearest garden and give it to her... then ask her to give you the spanking she offered earlier
|
|
|
Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 02:03
|
|
when she asks for the flowers, draw a picture of a beautiful bunch of flowers on the back of your hand.
if she doesnt understand, politely tell her shes too retarded for you to be wasting your time on.
if shes smart enuff to get the joke and laughs, mis-interpret it as her laughing at you and then kick her square in the fork.
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 02:04
|
|
joorsh wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 09:25 | . If you act too gooey and nice, you'll be landed in the "just friends" zone by every girl you meet. If you act like a girl around women, then you'll be treated like one by them - and end up being a "friend" and nothing more. .
|
Josh just observes what I do and then advises everyone in the world to not do that... which is actually a pretty sensible way of going about things.
All I end up doing is getting with girls with boyfriends, girls with husbands, or girls with husbands AND boyfriends, or girls who I simply don't care about.
Which, despite what a lot of people think, is not hugely stroking to the ego.
|
|
|
Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 02:13
|
|
ohh i totally forgot
if all else fails, throw a p00 at her.
|
|
|
Location: Newcastle
Registered: June 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 02:22
|
|
rob_RA40 wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 13:13 | ohh i totally forgot
if all else fails, throw a p00 at her.
|
|
|
|
Location: Blue Mountains
Registered: December 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 02:39
|
|
If you like her take up origami and make her a paper flower, shows effort and originality whilst not doing anything just cause she tells you to. If you prefer the friend buy flowers and give them to the friend in front of her. If you're not interested in either of them ignore her and when she asks for them tell her you'll give them to her when she deserves it and give her a significant look but dont explain, just leave it to her imagination.
|
|
|
Location: Sydney
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 02:41
|
|
how about you just grow a pair!
|
|
|
Registered: June 2003
|
|
|
Location: Sydney
Registered: September 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 03:08
|
|
just buy her a frikken cactus....
|
|
|
Location: Potts Point, Sydney
Registered: October 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 03:11
|
|
yeh chicks like to be teased, but dont really show it. When teasing, dont take it too far so it doesnt get serious
But get her the flowers, but only give them to her after her reaction
|
|
|
Location: Sydney
Registered: February 2005
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 04:40
|
|
I like the p00 idea that rob came up with, run with that boy.
|
|
|
Location: Perth
Registered: October 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 05:04
|
|
Thats what rob would do anyway, he has a thing for teh p00.
|
|
|
Location: Land of Oz
Registered: June 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 05:10
|
|
Hi,
On our wedding night I chucked a pair of my undies at my new wife and said "Put these on"
"Are you serious?" she replied.
"Absolutley. Just put them on." I told her. She did so, but they were too large for her.
"They don't fit"
"Exactly" I replied. "'Cos I wear the pants around here. Ok!"
"Ohhhhkay", she replied and then threw me a pair of her panties. "You do the same. Try mine on"
I shrugged and tried them on, but they only went up to my knees. "I can't get into these" I told her.
"Exactly" she smiled, "And you won't until you change your attitude!"
It was then I knew I had met my equal and I was damn happy about that, and all these years it justs get better. She does little lovey-dovey things for me and I do them for her. We do it as equals and in a partnership and the trust and friendship from such a relationship is truly wonderful.
I can't advise you on what to do, but if she's a "taker" and a "wanter" and not a "giver", then, as Rob so eloquently put it, chuck a p00 at her and move on - and don't look back.
seeyuzz
river
|
|
|
Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 05:24
|
|
OMG RIVER WEARS GIRLS PANTIES!!!!!!
PICSORBAN
|
|
|
Location: Land of Oz
Registered: June 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 05:28
|
|
Hi,
LOL! As opposed to guys panties?
I'm trying to stay in touch with my feminie side... soon I'll be driving a Corolla!
seeyuzz
river
|
|
|
Location: Tassie
Registered: October 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 05:41
|
|
was that a true stroy ??????
please tell me it was
|
|
|
Location: sydney
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 09:25
|
|
Save your self all the trouble nail both chicks then
find a woman you hate and buy her a house .....
It will be the same feeling as marriage without the years of bullshit that go with it
|
|
|
Location: sydney
Registered: August 2003
|
|
|
Location: Sydney
Registered: February 2005
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 10:18
|
|
lol, gold, its good too see we have a fatherly figure around here who encourages p00 throwing.
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location: sydney.au
Registered: August 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 11:09
|
|
get her a photo of some flowers
haha
|
|
|
Location: Melbourne
Registered: January 2005
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 11:34
|
|
ae86drift wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 12:09 | get her a photo of some flowers
haha
|
hahaha!! thats the shit!!
|
|
|
Location: Sydney
Registered: January 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 13:35
|
|
River mate, that's pure class, your wife sounds like an awesome woman!
I'm not sure what advice to offer here. If you've screwed up, then flowers are probably in order. If not, I'm not sure what she is talking about....
Also, how much attention do you give her? I mean if she is saying "give me flowers" it's like attention seeking, like the flowers will make up for lost attention? *puzzled*
Also, how much do you like her? If she's a definate interest then it's worth it, but if she's just a fling don't bother.
I think out of all my ramblings, I wouldn't get her flowers unless you've stuffed up, but make sure she knows you like her(if you indeed do...).
Dont wind up like my mate who has to have "permission" from his missus to come out with "the boys", and he's not even getting any totally pussy whipped....
|
|
|
Location: Perth, WA
Registered: December 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 15:35
|
|
but the bitch a hammer or enjo
either that, or dont buy her flowers, the pushy bitch will get over it...
most likely though, she was just kidding, send her a similar note.. just not sexually orientated, or ill laugh at you and call you a Spanner...
'nuff said
rob you funny bugger
|
|
|
|
|
\ /
V
|
|
|
Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
|
|
|
Location: central coast, NSW
Registered: April 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Wed, 02 March 2005 22:59
|
|
you guys are funny....
well I think you shouldn't buy the flowers...
I mean did you have a fight did you do something wrong?
Nice Panties River...
Take the Advice from a woman.......
You don't need someone that demands things....
|
|
|
Location: Pilbara
Registered: November 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 00:39
|
|
Fuck her, hit on her friend mate.
|
|
|
Location: South Australia
Registered: July 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 02:14
|
|
Float like a leaf on the river of life, and have sex with the friend.
You don't want to end up an intellectual whore like me (or Draven I presume) and have a bazillion chick friends that are all hot and have attachments.
|
|
|
On Probation
Location: sydney
Registered: February 2005
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 02:18
|
|
buy the flowers, put them down ur pants and tell her to fetch em.
|
|
|
Location: Adelaide, SA
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 03:21
|
|
Kodoku wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 01:18 | I know I should flip a coin or something... However, I would like to hear that I'm not the only one with girl troubles... Anyway, a girl wrote me a note saying, "You have to buy me flowers next week or I'll kick your ass." Problem is I don't even know if she's serious or not, what flower to get because of their meanings, and the other problem is her best friend like me too...
Why are girls so complicated? Anyway I would love to hear people's stories as well.
|
Is this the absolutely lamest story/situation ever? Or have I missed the point? what flower to buy? she wrote you a note????
what the hell is that about? f**king germans.
|
|
|
Location: Sydney
Registered: February 2005
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 06:21
|
|
You should be jabbed repeatedly in the crotch with a pair of scissors.
|
|
|
Location: central coast, NSW
Registered: April 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 07:30
|
|
unforgiven wrote on Thu, 03 March 2005 17:21 | You should be jabbed repeatedly in the crotch with a pair of scissors.
|
ROFL
just don't put the scissors in your car ......in case u get pulled over
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 08:04
|
|
rob_RA40 wrote on Thu, 03 March 2005 08:29 |
u see now thats just not fair river, you should let us toymodders touch your feminine side as well... ill bring the latex gloves...
|
frighteningly enough, I carry latex gloves with me at all times.
actually, you guys probably aren't all that suprised
|
|
|
Location: Land of Oz
Registered: June 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 08:58
|
|
Hi,
draven wrote on Thu, 03 March 2005 19:04 |
rob_RA40 wrote on Thu, 03 March 2005 08:29 |
u see now thats just not fair river, you should let us toymodders touch your feminine side as well... ill bring the latex gloves...
|
frighteningly enough, I carry latex gloves with me at all times.
actually, you guys probably aren't all that suprised
|
Awwwww, you guys! Although pandering to my rubber fetish is very sweet, I fear you'll need something a bit more heavy-duty if you wanna start checking out my feminine side. Perhaps garden gloves.... or better still welding gloves. Oh, better wear welding goggles also, I'd hate to think what it would look like. It looked bad enough in 1985 when I last looked, god knows what it's like now!
Mookie... in the words of Annie Lennox "Would I lie to you, baby!"
seeyuzz
river
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 09:34
|
|
I must say, I wasn't all together suprised by your looks when I saw you t the AGM river - basically exactly what I pictured
something like the old dude from roadhouse mixed with a car-loving hippie. product of the era I guess (and I mean that in a good way)
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 17:53
|
|
I would recommend you try a similar ploy as that tried on www.hotsalamipizza.com
|
|
|
Location: Melbourne
Registered: May 2002
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Thu, 03 March 2005 23:15
|
|
Buy both of them flowers lol
|
|
|
Location: Darwin
Registered: April 2003
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Fri, 04 March 2005 07:06
|
|
Buy yourself the flowers!
|
|
|
Location: Sydney
Registered: April 2004
|
|
|
Location: central coast, NSW
Registered: April 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Fri, 04 March 2005 10:02
|
|
bathurst-91 wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 19:24 |
finney wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 14:08 | just buy her a frikken cactus....
|
thats gold jerry, gold!
|
Cacti are a beautifull plant.... don't give it a bad name
|
|
|
Location: Liverpool, Sydney
Registered: September 2004
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Sat, 05 March 2005 15:25
|
|
what about a venus fly trap ?
|
|
|
On Probation
Location: sydney
Registered: February 2005
|
Re: Girl troubles...
|
Sun, 06 March 2005 04:40
|
|
i think i should step in here............ dont get her nothing, shell own you afterwards
|
|
|