I took my wife out for a romantic icecream last week at Hungry Jacks. There we were sitting in a booth giving each other "love me eyes", I suddenly passed wind, hopefully no one would notice. Well the family in the booth (the other side to us) well the man gagged on his burger from the odour, and the kids started to complain. My wife disgusted left me there ALONE... what happened to faithfullness in all things. Also why I am having a B****, I asked a few months ago for my wife to have a look at my bottom just to check that things were ok, (I had some discomfort). Anyway she went hysterical. I would most certainly do it for her, and into old age I would do whatever is required.