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Siktoy ra23
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Jackson jokes	Fri, 18 March 2005 06:36

Be WARNED some of these are pretty sick Jackson Jokes Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off. Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? A. Hanson. Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen. Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and video Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q: What do Michael and homework have in common? A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom. Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies. [Report message to a moderator]

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Re: Jackson jokes	Fri, 18 March 2005 06:43

whaddya get when you cross michael jackson with arnald swatzenegger? Michael wazzanigga [Report message to a moderator]

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Re: Jackson jokes	Fri, 18 March 2005 10:48

ahahahahaha, damn, there good, bu at the same time not...eww [Report message to a moderator]

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Re: Jackson jokes	Fri, 18 March 2005 11:25

"Thats GOLD" [Report message to a moderator]

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Re: Jackson jokes

Fri, 18 March 2005 13:10

Here's a whole bunch of them http://www.laughnet.net/archive/jokes/jackson.htm

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A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

EDIT: Here's a video http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nevercoppedafeel.html

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Benjamin
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Re: Jackson jokes	Sat, 19 March 2005 04:29

what does MJ like about twenty-eight year olds? theres twenty of them. [Report message to a moderator]

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Re: Jackson jokes	Sun, 20 March 2005 03:32

Q: whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson has sex with children [Report message to a moderator]

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Re: Jackson jokes	Sun, 20 March 2005 05:33

Oh well If Michael Jackson goes too Jail. He will be used as a condom [Report message to a moderator]

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Re: Jackson jokes	Sun, 20 March 2005 06:14

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both sneek into little kids bedrooms at night,and leave with empty sacks!!! [Report message to a moderator]