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June 2004
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Am I disgusting!!!
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Fri, 18 March 2005 11:45
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I took my wife out for a romantic icecream last week at Hungry Jacks. There we were sitting in a booth giving each other "love me eyes", I suddenly passed wind, hopefully no one would notice. Well the family in the booth (the other side to us) well the man gagged on his burger from the odour, and the kids started to complain. My wife disgusted left me there ALONE... what happened to faithfullness in all things. Also why I am having a B****, I asked a few months ago for my wife to have a look at my bottom just to check that things were ok, (I had some discomfort). Anyway she went hysterical. I would most certainly do it for her, and into old age I would do whatever is required.
Are my expectations too high..
tony
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Melbourne - NthSubs
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January 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Fri, 18 March 2005 11:49
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i think they have a doctor for this kind of thing? 
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Fri, 18 March 2005 11:54
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| tomartom wrote on Fri, 18 March 2005 22:45 |
I took my wife out for a romantic icecream last week at Hungry Jacks. There we were sitting in a booth giving each other "love me eyes", I suddenly passed wind, hopefully no one would notice. Well the family in the booth (the other side to us) well the man gagged on his burger from the odour, and the kids started to complain. My wife disgusted left me there ALONE... what happened to faithfullness in all things. Also why I am having a B****, I asked a few months ago for my wife to have a look at my bottom just to check that things were ok, (I had some discomfort). Anyway she went hysterical. I would most certainly do it for her, and into old age I would do whatever is required.
Are my expectations too high..
tony
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yes u are very disgusting go away and dont come back,
i think ur looking for bowlmods.org.au
NOLAN
[Updated on: Fri, 18 March 2005 11:55]
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Location:
Brisbane
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June 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Fri, 18 March 2005 11:59
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easy on the love talk nolan, just a bit of humour, not something I do all the time just on the specified occassions. Put the stones away for the moment...
tony
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Campbelltown, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Fri, 18 March 2005 12:01
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| tomartom wrote on Fri, 18 March 2005 22:59 |
easy on the love talk nolan, just a bit of humour, not something I do all the time just on the specified occassions. Put the stones away for the moment...
tony
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ok il put them away FOR NOW,
dont give me an xcuse to get the stones out..
NOLAN
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Location:
Sydney
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February 2005
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Fri, 18 March 2005 12:25
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 if you can find an orifice on the boy you wanna put your lips too, be my guest.
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Location:
Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sat, 19 March 2005 07:39
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BAH HAHAHA HAHA
Sometimes the shit is mad on the forum 
Pun intended !
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VIC, Sth Frankston.
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July 2003
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sat, 19 March 2005 07:43
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oh hell thats some funny shit!
love the quote from family guy 
this reminds me of a time in primary school, grade 5, i let one rip silently, and it was in the classroom with everyone moving around, it was soooo bad, i just giggled my arse off
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Location:
Castle Hill
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sat, 19 March 2005 09:02
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| ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Sat, 19 March 2005 18:43 |
oh hell thats some funny shit!
love the quote from family guy
this reminds me of a time in primary school, grade 5, i let one rip silently, and it was in the classroom with everyone moving around, it was soooo bad, i just giggled my arse off
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My hat goes off to Family Guy!!
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Location:
Forster NSW
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sat, 19 March 2005 13:29
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Don't forget about the Simpsons... Homer turning up the music to cover the smell on the test drive
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 00:17
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great work mate
I wouldnt ask my gf/wife to check my arse...there are doctors who do that sort of stuff
"romantic icecream at hungry jacks....gagged on his burger" classic
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Location:
Coffs Harbour
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October 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 01:20
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lol sick bastard
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
November 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 03:48
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mate, i feel for you. i have a similar problem where when i eat a specific food (i dunno what it is) and if i fart i literally make myself and sometimes people around me rush to the toilet to vomit from the smells, and after i vomit i get headaches from the intensity of the smell. sometimes when unexpected it can really fuck up your perfect day 
but it only happens very rarely. maybe like 2 times a month. but its something to definately watch out for
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Location:
toowoomba qld
Registered:
March 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 05:11
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Smell whats at
Hungry Jacks!
Hungry Jacks!
Sorry very bad joke 
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 05:16
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Here's the tip Gorgon,
I thinks you may react to acidic foods, in particular onion. The trouble is that onion in some cased is not digested very well and produces gas. Onion id used in 'packet' mixes as it is a regular food enhancer. Try cutting out the onion in your diet.
your health matters.....
ccc ching
tony
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Perth
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November 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 05:30
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yeah but the thing is i dont eat much onion anyway, coz i dont like it at all and cant stand it. but very occasionally i would maybe eat a bit of onion coz i forgot its in my food, but yeah, i see what your saying.
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Location:
melbourne
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February 2005
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 06:10
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ha ur not disgusting ur normal lol!
i drop my guts all over the shop... best doing it in shopping centres n walk off to the side of where u farrted n watch every ones looks on there face lol.....
yeah lunch times at school r borring.
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 06:55
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what you do is let off a silent killer in the middle of a large group of people in a shop or shopping centre
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Banned Again
Location:
Mt AKINA
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 09:16
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funny
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Casula
Registered:
January 2005
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Location:
toowoomba qld
Registered:
March 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 13:05
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Location:
Melbourne, Australia
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Sun, 20 March 2005 13:06
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| ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Sat, 19 March 2005 18:43 |
oh hell thats some funny shit!
love the quote from family guy
this reminds me of a time in primary school, grade 5, i let one rip silently, and it was in the classroom with everyone moving around, it was soooo bad, i just giggled my arse off
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I recall the time at my place James.
Me "oh dog damnit thats off"
James "Bahahahahahah"
Me "? huh?"
James "It was me!"
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Location:
VIC, Sth Frankston.
Registered:
July 2003
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Mon, 21 March 2005 09:54
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I had you believing it was the dog that was awesome... hehehehehehehe
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Location:
Land of Oz
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 11:00
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Hi,
When you got married your vows include "for better or worse, in sickness and in health... blah blah, etc". That includes checking out your butthole in case there's a problem.
Do you have kids? If so, does she walk out on the little blighters when they shit their pants? Does she clean up their spew? If you don't have kids yet, then she's gonna be in for a big surprise.
seeyuzz
river
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Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
June 2002
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Re: Am I disgusting!!!
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Fri, 25 March 2005 18:52
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hahahahaha
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