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If women didnt take so long in the bathroom... Sun, 24 April 2005 16:04 Go to previous message
Id like to share a shortstory/poem with you all.

"If women didnt take so long in the bathroom"

If women didnt take so long in the bathroom... my mates wouldve gotten to des' place at the planned time of 12 so we could head off on our planned outing to terrigal for lunch!

If women didnt take so long in the bathroom... they wouldnt have gotten to Des' place at 3pm forcing us to head to manly for lunch instead.

If women didnt take so long in the bathroom... Des' car wouldnt have broken down on the spit bridge.

If women didnt take so long in the bathroom... I wouldnt have gotten stuck at an intersection in the 'must turn right lane' then gotten let in by Will so we could head straight to the river rd.

If women didnt take so long in the bathroom... I at this point frustrated I was late to a friends b-day wouldnt have cruised down the river rd (nth sydney) and decided to punch it on the downhill section for literally 3-4sec.

If women didnt take so long in the bathroom... I while braking and deciding not to speed because its silly, wouldnt have encountered a copper coming the opposite direction (downhill towards me) at 60 (note overspeed limit) with a radar.

If women didnt take so long in the bathroom... I wouldnt have 'got done' for 94 in a 50zone and gotten a $579 fine, double demerited to 8 points, and now forcing me to front court to beg for no suspension period so I can actually resume my daily job (courier)

If women didnt take so long in the bathroom.......

---------end story.

I just think its funny how small things can put you in situations you shouldnt be in but in the end your left to make the decisions that affect you. I cant believe the events that played out to put me in this literally 2-3sec of hitting boost on a road so steep you could roll down at 100 if the copper was 5sec down the road she wouldv seen me braking back to the (recently revised speed limit from 60 to 50 in that area). My mate behind me said there was absoloutly no way I was doing anywhere near 90 (The copper was going downhill the opposite way over the limit, Im guessing the angles offsetting our cars caused a spike in my speed) Id say it was no more than 80. But I didnt contest it at all. Im just struggling to comprehend how in the 1hr+ journey of no law breaking and no cops that in the 3sec I stupidily break the law a cop pops up with all factors stacked against me.

Sad

Dont speed people, EVER! or you might end up with dumbfounded luck like me.

oh and fellas im kiddin bout the whole women in the bathroom thing.. i just think its hell interesting how stuff pans out! Laughing Confused

[Updated on: Sun, 24 April 2005 16:37]

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Read Message   If women didnt take so long in the bathroom...  bathurst-91Sun, 24 April 2005 16:04
Read Message   Re: If women didnt take so long in the bathroom... dravenSun, 24 April 2005 21:38
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