well i was doing a search for something totally unrelated and came upon this thread, have to say i pissed myself laughing, make sure you scroll down to the bottom and read up to get the full story.. enjoy
"Hi, I am gay and I drive a commodore because I want to look like a REAL man but I am a closet poojabber. My brother drives a ford for the same reason. We secretly shaft each others poo highways whenever we can. I would drive acorolla for the great value for money/ good handling/revvy 4age/quality, but I am too paranoid about people calling me gay because that is what I really am"