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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
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Politician gets a helping hand
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Thu, 22 September 2005 12:40
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Politician gets a helping hand..
A man, on his way home from work, came to a dead halt in traffic and
thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's
even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines
of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the hold
up?"
The officer replies, "John Howard is just so depressed about the
thought of moving with Janette back to Lane Cove that he stopped his
motorcade in the middle of the freeway and he's threatening to douse
himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for the
new house renovations, so we're taking up a collection for him.
"Oh really? How much have you got so far?"
"About three hundred litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
..Post up you funniest jokes  .
[Updated on: Thu, 22 September 2005 12:46]
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