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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Location: Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 00:36
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ROTFL! Gold!
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 00:49
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That shit is soo funny!!!
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I supported Toymods
Registered: February 2003
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 01:13
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i was chasing a terrorist arrow last night...
geez those things are fast!!
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Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 02:03
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Just goes to show that maybe we AREN'T all sheep, as the Government/s want us to be...
Maybe there's hope for us yet!
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Location: Face down in a ditch
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 02:33
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Those dictators pruned off the last 14 pages! Probably a good thing because I would have laughed myself to death if there was more than one page.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Sydney
Registered: June 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 02:36
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haha, ROFLMAO.
That brightened up my day. Crappy day at work and i really cant be stuffed.
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Location: Lost in the K hole
Registered: May 2002
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Location: Castle Hill, Sydney
Registered: January 2003
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 02:58
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LOL oh my god! that is so funny!!
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 02:58
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You forgot the "La la, la, la la" bit Ed....what were you thinking?
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Location: Cabramatta, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 04:17
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A 302 is a bad idea? Talk to the hand 'coz the face ain't listening.
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Location: Cabramatta, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 04:32
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If a rice boy's car blows up. Pull to the side, point, and laugh.
If you were smoking while doing your engine conversion and catch on fire. Don't run. Loser. You deserve to get burnt!
If your car is running too rich, check the ground for a tuning manual.
If you need money for your engine conversion, you can sell these for finance.
If you still need money, then try selling these... You'll even have more room for the engine crane to sit in the living room.
Avoid thinking of these when you're saving up for the next mod.
If you've got a 4A, cry like a girl.
What do you think will be faster over the quarter mile?
Yes, I'm bored.
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 04:53
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Fresca and apples are the staple diet of the ricer.
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Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 10:51
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Subliminal messages may come from your kenwood head unit encouraging you to rice your car and plaster it with 2 foot tall kenwood stickers.
Comtemplate microwaving your fish and chicken dinners.
When you need a smoke, following red exit signs leads to the basement. Only follow the green exit signs to get to the other smokers.
Once there, you may find that there are too many other bludging smokers that take too many 10 min breaks every day causing you to have to follow the trail of butts on the ground to the ashtray.
Remember to wash your hands after playing with dirty bombs.
Telstra bigpond employees are filthy, who surf the net wanking to porn all day. Always wash your hands after touching their shit.
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I supported Toymods
Registered: February 2003
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Wed, 05 March 2003 22:05
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Telstra bigpond employees?? wtf? hahaha
Its soo true!!
Matt
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Location: Perth - Cannington
Registered: December 2002
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Location: Perth - Cannington
Registered: December 2002
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Thu, 06 March 2003 03:13
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Solution to last week's maze puzzle.
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Toymods Social Secretary
Location: Sydney
Registered: July 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Thu, 06 March 2003 05:24
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Simply adding to your fuel tank will NOT give 200kW gains
Use Brut. It gives you funky 80's pants
Neon lights are cool, even in emergencies
When someone farts in an office, run like buggery
Water does not remove birth defects from Tasmanians
Local Rice Boys are tough. When you hear them coming, run and hide or they will kick your arse
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Thu, 06 March 2003 06:14
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Subwoofers can cause buildings to collapse. Avert danger by sheltering under a desk, and seek comfort by fellating yourself.
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Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Thu, 06 March 2003 12:16
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Give yourself a blowjob while contemplating why gravity has to be told which direction to travel.
OR
Duck and cover under the desk and suck yourself off like a good filthy bigpond employee while Ziggy empties his wallet upstairs.
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Location: Barossa valley SA
Registered: January 2003
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Thu, 06 March 2003 13:53
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Stop! stop! Please! for the love of God stop! My stomach it hurts so bad!
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Toymods Social Secretary
Location: Sydney
Registered: July 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 03:05
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heehee.. im still giggling.... TWO DAYS LATER!!!
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 04:51
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Smoking too much 'wacky tabacky' will send you into a shame spiral.
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Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 05:41
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Try to avoid eating the super chilli bean special at tacho bell before having the roof fall on you.
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Location: GoldCoast/Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 06:04
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Haha.... he can some1 please tell me how do you pop the picture and write the caption?? I have a few I want to make my own caption for and show you guys!
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Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 06:08
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SPEEDCORE wrote on Fri, 07 March 2003 16:04 | Haha.... he can some1 please tell me how do you pop the picture and write the caption?? I have a few I want to make my own caption for and show you guys!
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Just hit the quote button to see.
You'll need the img tags, with the [ ] around them.
Go to the www.ready.gov site to find the pictures you want to display.
Just right click a picture->properties, then copy it's address and paste it between the img tags.
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 06:27
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If you are a ricer witha Momo gearknob, DO NOT race. Simply apply handbrake as shown.
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Location: Lost in the K hole
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 08:33
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Eating those 'magic beans' that guy sold you in the club last night might make your belly and chest feel funny.
Learn to do your own washing when away from home
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Location: GoldCoast/Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 08:40
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Thanks Apollo,
Ok here it is,
WEEK IN THE LIFE OF SPEEDCORE... I MEAN A RAVER
Some of these only ravers will understand, sorry if it doesn't make sense or not seem funny....
Agents on the respiratory system will inadvertantly have an effect on the digestive system,
ie. SMOKING WEED WILL GIVE YOU THE MUNCHIES!
While doing drugs, it may be wise to know where your nearest hospital is, and always be prepared...
carry your MEDICARE card at ALL times!!
REMEMBER: Cash Coverters and PAWN Brokers alike get offered shit like this by HEROIN users, not MDMA users!!
CHROMING is best done with SILVER or CHROME paints!
When you finish making your last batch of METHAMPHETAMINES, wash your hands well, and call all your buyers saying the usuall BS,
"This is the BEST SHIT that has been AROUND in a while!"
or if it is PILLZ
"Yeah bro.... these are IMPORTS man!"
TV, Stereo and the internet are invaluable assests to have when waiting for your freshly made ROCKS to dry.
Always remember the real reason for taking,
CHEMISTRY in HIGH SKOOL.
You are not CHOKING, you are not falling into a vortex, you are not seeing colours flying through the sky.... next time take 5000mics less of LSD, silly rabbit!
REAL raves don't have fire exits like this!!
[Updated on: Fri, 07 March 2003 09:02]
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 09:12
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SPEEDCORE wrote on Fri, 07 March 2003 19:40 |
You are not CHOKING, you are not falling into a vortex, you are not seeing colours flying through the sky.... next time take 5000mics less of LSD, silly rabbit!
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I was actually trying to work out how to do an acid trip for that one!
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Location: GoldCoast/Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 09:13
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Never return home while still under the effects of MDMA, hugging your parents for the first time in 12 years will be a cause for extreme concern for your parents!
Pupils so dialated such as the ones above, are a sure sign your ROLLIN' BALLZ. However birth marks do not wash off!
Having a massage by the DANCESAFE team while BLOWIN' UP is one of the most fun things I...... YOU will ever have!
Old clapped out warehouses do not have elevators!!
DOCTOR in tha HOUSE!! Who want's PARTY PRESCRIPTIONS??
Lather VICKS VAPOURRUB on the inside of your gas mask will make you forget about your profuse sweating.
Glowwies are heaps of PHUN for twisting your fucking mind when you are visually halucinating off MDMA. If the derelict warehouse comes crashing down due to the 30,000+ watt sound system you bought with DIRTY MONEY,
DO NOT PANIC,
You can still appear to be dancing... just with your hands!
If you are a KANDY KID you must always brandish a whistle.
If you run out of drugs at a rave, just yell out,
"I want PILLZ"
Or if you are at an ULTRA SONIC event yell out "WE WANT ONE MORE"
If you BLACK and STONED off your NUT,
the whistle goes WOOOOO WOOOOOO!!
POPPIN' prescription pills is a NO NO!! Unless your finding it hard to comedown, then 5-15mg of Diazepam may just do the trick!
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Location: GoldCoast/Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 09:14
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After your 12th day straight of not sleeping due to an Amphetamine binge, you may show signs of speed induced psychosis.... DO NOT PANIC..... everyone REALLY is out to get you and you may even empty a whole clip from your Glock 17 into a tree thinking ASIO agents are in the tree!
Paranoia is also bound to set in and the Hoover stabs from your latest NU NRG CD begin to sound like police sirens, then you have two options.. curl up like a lil bitch and sob or get the fuck outta your house and jump those 50 fences through adjoining backyards to get away!
Dance moves like this will have you banished from the dancefloor and thrown out by the KANDY KIDZ!
LSD will turn your average citizen into.... thinking he is a DOG.... and then into a giggling LUNATIC rolling on the floor!
If the cops are about to raid your house.... burn the lab down and make your escape!!
PEACE OUT,
SPEEDCORE!!
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Sydney
Registered: December 2002
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Re: Be alert but not alarmed
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Fri, 07 March 2003 13:29
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Riceboys should avoid leaving market city via Glebe island bridge.
Parramatta Rd is a more ricer friendly option, just avoid the potholes!
Latest ricer option... Twin handbrakes... now you too can steer with nothing more than your handbrake
Start you bastard is an excellent alternative to NO2
However please ensure that your manifold can handle it!
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