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Location:
Cabramatta, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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 Phat 'Lude
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Tue, 01 April 2003 02:19
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This is freaking funny (once you translate the text into english). 
http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/northcarolinabeaters/ prelude.html
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Here it is...The fastest car in the world. Dis car be sportin' the extreme yellow paint wit contrasting pink stickaz. Then yo we got the oversize wheels in the tiny wheelwhells due to the 3" slam yo! And to help in stopin' that shit, the redish pink brakes. In da back, dare be tonsa stickaz. Thing is this car aint got NOS, but just havin da sticka helps the power and shit. Den we got da custum yellow interior, cuz anyone knows dat da yellow helps hold you in da seet so ya don't haveta tighten them harness thingys so tight. Out back, dis be chillin all up with a Type R badge and a tight performance tip and we gots us one sweet ride and...the fastest car ever, but who cares bout that G when you picken up all dem honez. Only thing got left ta do is da clear tailights (we are at least jamin wit the clear corners up front) enourmous banner accross the side and windshield, and a grotesque looking ground effects kit. HELL YEAH Homey G, this ride is tight!!!
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