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corollaman
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Ferrari sack pit crew ( Funny story	Fri, 21 June 2002 03:01

> It has been reported that the Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew > Yesterday. The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take > advantage of the Australian Governments "Work For the Dole" Scheme and > hire > unemployed youths from the Punchbowl area. The decision to hire them was > brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Lebanese youths in > the > Punchbowl area can remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds > without proper equipment. Where as Ferrari's existing crew can only do it > in 8 seconds. > > This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management. > As > most races are won & lost in the pits; Ferrari would have an advantage > over > every team. However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, while > during the Crews first practice session; not only were "da boyz from the > bowl" able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds > they had resprayed, rebadged, and had signed the > vehicle over to the McLaren Team. Mclaren was rumoured to have paid the > record sum of 5 fuzzy dice. The Lebanese community was heard to say that > the acquired Fuzzy Dice will look really sick on their Supped up excels > and > probably pull them some chicks Sorry if this offends anyone but i found it pretty funny. Cheers Simon [Updated on: Fri, 21 June 2002 03:01] [Report message to a moderator]

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