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Location: penrith
Registered: May 2002
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Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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Mon, 24 June 2002 08:49
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I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 > calories or more, I'm free > > I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them > tonight!! > > AMATURES DONT SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG > MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP! > > What's the retail on one of those?? > More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger! > > You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your > nugget box!!! > > Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it > in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually > dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time? > I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me. > > My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, > the big ones > > So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and > find out?? You're brave. > > It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger. > > Bullshyt asshole! No one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here! > > You almost had me?...you never had me, you never had your burger. > You're granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!! > > Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the > counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED. > > You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch! > > Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under > that bun! > > When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of > yours? > > Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a > brain. > > They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone > narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!! > > I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play- > place, I stay on mine. > > > Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?" > Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything." > > Pop the bun. > Pop the bun? > > No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all... > > That is one hell of a way to spend $.10 > > Bryan-He was in MY shake! > Dom - Now I'm in your shake! > > All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties, > precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse. > > > I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days > before Taste Wars wouldn't they? > > Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. > But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats > more important.
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Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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toyseca | Mon, 24 June 2002 08:49 |
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Cool1 | Mon, 24 June 2002 09:02 |
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rollaboy | Mon, 24 June 2002 10:05 |
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Rasta | Mon, 24 June 2002 13:31 |
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mr_messy | Mon, 24 June 2002 17:13 |
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faulksy | Wed, 26 June 2002 16:42 |
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HSV_gal | Thu, 27 June 2002 02:39 |
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rollaboy | Thu, 27 June 2002 07:23 |
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goddam, this is the third forum ive seen this on.
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1JZ KE55 | Thu, 27 June 2002 13:57 |