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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!) Tue, 10 June 2003 23:19 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
When he tells you to put your hands on the roof say "I don't go that way!"
"there's no blood in my alcohol ossifer"
If he hand cuffs you say "I usually like to be taken to dinner first"
If he says "get in the back" say "not on first dates sugar"
Ask if you can see his gun. Tell him your's is bigger anyway.
If he asks your address tell him it is on your licence, or can't he read that.

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Read Message   the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!) torqueTue, 10 June 2003 15:24
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