Toymods Car Club
www.toymods.org.au
F.A.Q. F.A.Q.    Register Register    Login Login    Home Home
Members Members    Search Search
Toymods » General Car Talk » PLACE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Show: Today's Posts  :: Show Polls 
Email to friend 
Return to the default flat view Create a new topic Submit Reply
AuthorTopic
mr_messy
Regular


Location:
sydney
Registered:
May 2002
 
The Chicken and the Horse Fri, 17 May 2002 09:59 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
A chicken and a horse were in a field together;
the horse fell into a mud hole and couldn't get
out. He called out to the chicken and said
'help, help go and get the farmer I can't get
out and I'm sinking in further.

The chicken runs up to the farm house and tries
to get the farmer but he isn't around. Being a
quick thinking chick, she ran and got the
farmer's Mercedes and drove it to the mud hole.
She then tied a rope to the tow hook and threw
it to the horse and she pulled him out with the
Mercedes.

The horse was very grateful !

A week or so later the chicken fell into the
very same mud hole.
She called out to the horse and he came running
she said 'Help! Go and get the farmer. I can't get out'. The horse then straddled over the mud
hole and told the chick to hang on to the
'thingy' between his legs. She did and he
managed to pull her out.

The morale of the story . . . .

You don't need a Mercedes to pick up a chick . .
. . you just need to be hung like horse !!

  Send a private message to this user    

SubjectPosterDate
Read Message   PLACE YOUR FIRST POST HERE mr_messyWed, 15 May 2002 14:18
Read Message   shopping mr_messyWed, 15 May 2002 15:13
Read Message   Lecture on Supernatural mr_messyWed, 15 May 2002 15:22
Read Message   Re: PLACE YOUR FIRST POST HERE EMP-2TGThu, 16 May 2002 00:12
Read Message   Re: PLACE YOUR FIRST POST HERE St3ve_AE92Thu, 16 May 2002 01:56
Read Message   Re: PLACE YOUR FIRST POST HERE St3ve_AE92Thu, 16 May 2002 01:58
Read Message   Shampoo??? MaNGeWThu, 16 May 2002 15:38
Read Message   The Chicken and the Horse  mr_messyFri, 17 May 2002 09:59
Read Message   Gender interpretation. MaNGeWFri, 17 May 2002 13:24
Previous Topic:forms
Next Topic:1jzgte S13 Update.

Goto Forum:
-=] Back to Top [=-

Current Time: Wed Jul 23 13:08:04 UTC 2025

Total time taken to generate the page: 0.0074360370635986 seconds

Bandwidth utilization bar

.:: Contact :: Home ::.

Powered by: FUDforum 2.3.8
Copyright ©2001-2003 Advanced Internet Designs Inc.