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XiL3D Regular Location: camden Registered: April 2003	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer .. Sat, 05 July 2003 13:38 hmmm, considering im 14, i havent had the chance to have any "close calls" but dw you guys, i will hehe anyways, all this talk about cops and getting out of tickets reminds me of a few things "not to say to a cop" 1. Cop "your eyes look bloodshot, have you been drinking?" Me "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?" 2. Cop "do you know how fast you were going?" Me "no, my speedo stops at 260" 3. gee officer you must have been going 200kms to keep up with me, good job! 4. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum 5. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand 6. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer 7. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in 8. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 9. Bad cop! No donut! 10. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 11. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also 12. I was trying to keep up with traffic......... Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far they're ahead of me 13. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control 14. No, YOU assume the position, Piggy 15. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me 16. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me ? meh that'll do, not really a few any more but hey, they might make a few of ya laugh, so everythings good [Updated on: Sat, 05 July 2003 13:41] [Report message to a moderator]

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	most amazing let-off by police officer ..	torque	Fri, 27 June 2003 10:13
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	torque	Fri, 27 June 2003 10:40
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	DiZ_	Fri, 27 June 2003 14:23
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	RobST162	Sat, 28 June 2003 05:06
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Sam	Sat, 28 June 2003 07:53
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	87seca	Sat, 28 June 2003 11:31
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	EMP-2TG	Sat, 28 June 2003 12:46
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	draven	Sat, 28 June 2003 12:49
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	lang	Sat, 28 June 2003 13:21
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Intensevil	Sat, 28 June 2003 13:27
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	strober	Sat, 28 June 2003 14:36
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Apollo	Sat, 28 June 2003 14:56
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	juzzo84	Sun, 29 June 2003 00:01
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Jayem	Sun, 29 June 2003 02:02
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Clown	Sun, 29 June 2003 07:02
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	turbocamry	Sun, 29 June 2003 08:46
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	gtman	Mon, 30 June 2003 14:10
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	torque	Mon, 30 June 2003 14:38
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	ed_ma61	Mon, 30 June 2003 14:56
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	wiso	Mon, 30 June 2003 15:39
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Intensevil	Mon, 30 June 2003 16:46
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	mr spears	Mon, 30 June 2003 17:40
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Mk2supraman	Tue, 01 July 2003 05:55
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	draven	Tue, 01 July 2003 06:09
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	draven	Tue, 01 July 2003 06:15
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Bugman	Tue, 01 July 2003 06:40
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Spanktown	Tue, 01 July 2003 07:06
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	MRSTICKYICKY	Sat, 05 July 2003 02:46
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	XiL3D	Sat, 05 July 2003 13:38
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	mikey_m	Wed, 09 July 2003 03:53
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Shteeve	Wed, 09 July 2003 05:44
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	coronamark2	Wed, 09 July 2003 06:02
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Rolla Boy	Thu, 10 July 2003 09:20
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Cyber-punk	Thu, 10 July 2003 11:00
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	coronamark2	Fri, 11 July 2003 00:59
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Cyber-punk	Fri, 11 July 2003 09:28
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Rolla Boy	Sat, 12 July 2003 05:13
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	draven	Sat, 12 July 2003 05:41
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Rolla Boy	Sat, 12 July 2003 10:26
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	draven	Sat, 12 July 2003 12:46
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	leebroozlee	Mon, 21 July 2003 14:50
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	Rolla Boy	Sat, 12 July 2003 16:52
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	wagonist	Thu, 17 July 2003 03:34
	Re: most amazing let-off by police officer ..	xtigerx	Fri, 18 July 2003 04:39

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