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whiteGZE Regular Location: Western Sydney Registered: May 2002	Re: Changing light bulbs Thu, 11 September 2003 13:46 This is funny because its true Please excuse the formatting but I'm too lazy to edit it. Light bulb changing at Uni's >>>>>>>>How many U of Sydney students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Deakin students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>One, but he gets 40 credit points for it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Wollongong students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>None. Illawarra looks better in the dark. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many UQ students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Latrobe students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Trick question. Latrobe isn't a real university. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many UNSW students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Five. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, >>>>>>>>one to figure out how to power the rest of Randwick using that nuked >>>>>>>>lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program >>>>>>>>that controls the wall switch. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Macquarie students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect David >>>>>>>>Jones outfit to wear for the occasion. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Tasmanian students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>None. Launceston doesnt have electricity. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many QUT students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Two. >>>>>>>>One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it >>>>>>>>nearly as well as any UQ student. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many UNE students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>One. >>>>>>>>She calls a Southern Cross student to do it. How many Monash students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Two. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they >>>>>>>>were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldnt go out. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Adelaide students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>One. But she can't do it on Friday night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Flinders students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>One. But she cant do it on Thursday, Friday or Saturday night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many WASM students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Seven. One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because >>>>>>>>he didnt screw it in upside down this time. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Murdoch students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Seven. One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on >>>>>>>>manure. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Western Sydney students does it take to screw in a >>>>>>>>lightbulb? >>>>>>>>One to do it and four to be in the SMH photo of it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many U of Vic students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>None. Briquette lamps don't burn out, man! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Territory students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Four. One to do it and three to translate the instructions. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many ANU students does it take to change a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Five. They make it a campus-wide affair. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many University of Southern Queensland students does it take to >>>>>>>>screw in a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Theres a university in Toowoomba? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Edith Cowan students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>None. It's a postgrad course. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Griffith University students does it take to screw in a >>>>>>>>lightbulb? >>>>>>>>Three. One to take directions from the "science" student, the science student, and one to philosophize about life as a light bulb. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Canberra students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>One. >>>>>>>>They screw everything, why not a light bulb? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>How many Bond students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? >>>>>>>>One. But he would insist that the way he did it was distinct from the >>>>>>>>way that the other universities did it. [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Changing light bulbs	gianttomato	Wed, 10 September 2003 01:09
	Re: Changing light bulbs	Nark	Wed, 10 September 2003 01:26
	Re: Changing light bulbs	gianttomato	Wed, 10 September 2003 02:13
	Re: Changing light bulbs	draven	Wed, 10 September 2003 02:16
	Re: Changing light bulbs	coronamark2	Wed, 10 September 2003 03:07
	Re: Changing light bulbs	CLG	Wed, 10 September 2003 03:14
	Re: Changing light bulbs	gianttomato	Wed, 10 September 2003 03:28
	Re: Changing light bulbs	gtman	Wed, 10 September 2003 03:32
	Re: Changing light bulbs	coronamark2	Wed, 10 September 2003 03:47
	Re: Changing light bulbs	rob_RA40	Wed, 10 September 2003 03:59
	Re: Changing light bulbs	rob_RA40	Wed, 10 September 2003 04:02
	Re: Changing light bulbs	draven	Wed, 10 September 2003 04:15
	Re: Changing light bulbs	justcallmefrank	Wed, 10 September 2003 04:21
	Re: Changing light bulbs	draven	Wed, 10 September 2003 04:22
	Re: Changing light bulbs	coronamark2	Wed, 10 September 2003 05:10
	Re: Changing light bulbs	ed_ma61	Wed, 10 September 2003 07:22
	Re: Changing light bulbs	coronamark2	Wed, 10 September 2003 07:26
	Re: Changing light bulbs	ed_ma61	Wed, 10 September 2003 07:31
	Re: Changing light bulbs	gianttomato	Wed, 10 September 2003 07:44
	Re: Changing light bulbs	lang	Thu, 11 September 2003 13:07
	Re: Changing light bulbs	whiteGZE	Thu, 11 September 2003 13:46

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