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I supported Toymods
Location:
Berowra-Sydney
Registered:
July 2002
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The Creation
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Wed, 24 July 2002 02:08
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The Creation
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>In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
>matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going
>prawning, sleeping and barbies.
>God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
>Second Day.
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>On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on
>the beach.
>God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
>Third Day.
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>On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide
>tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies.
>God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
>Fourth Day.
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>On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages,
>steak and prawns for barbies.
>God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
>Fifth Day.
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>On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,
>drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies.
>God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
>Sixth Day.
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>On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to
>go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with,so
>God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes.
>God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
>Seventh Day.
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>On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.
>So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and
>Clean the barbie. Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh day.
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>God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of
>opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes and Sheilas,
>smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it
>was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.
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>IT WAS AUSTRALIA       
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