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Caledwvech
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Re: go the wallabies Thu, 20 November 2003 22:31 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Surely it's time that we started the ritual of Pom Bashing.....

>A Kiwi bloke was doing the Haka.
>Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual dance. "Kamate,
>kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"
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>The Aliens were very interested by this ritual and wanted to see what
>effect it would have if they removed a part of his brain.
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>So, using their alien technology, they shot down a laser beam - it hit
>the Kiwi's head and immediately vaporised a part of his brain. The
>Aliens then sat back and watched ... "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora,
>ka-ora......."
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>The Aliens were amazed at what they saw.
>There seemed no discernable change in the Kiwi, yet he now had less
>than a full brain. The aliens decided to vaporise another part of his
>brain, then they watched with interest. "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora,
>ka-ora......"
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>"WHAT!!!" the Aliens exclaimed to each other.
>"These Kiwis show no change in behaviour after the removal of half of
>their brain. Let's see what happens if we take the rest of it away and
>leave him with no brain at all!"
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>With a push of a button the Aliens shot down another beam down and took

>away the final part of the Kiwi's brain. "Now surely we should see some

>change!!!" And sure enough, with no brain, no knowledge of anything,
>the Aliens watched, and then they heard it ...
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>"Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to ......"
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