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November 2003
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Re: 3 Near Death Experiences in 2.3secs
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Sat, 22 November 2003 15:08
 
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I was in a 92 Excel taking three girls and my mate home. Offcourse, girls getting dropped off first. Anyway, I have been flying around all night (well, as flying as a Excel can get) so I'm in the mood for some fun. I get to some lights, but have calmed down a bit so I just take off normally. I just pass the intersection and the car on my left starts to catch up with me. At this point, the girl in the back sais "Oh, you gotta turn just there." ...right, thanks. So I flaw it to get ahead of the car on my left and cut in front of him, jump into the service lane (my destination), slam on the breaks and under full lock start sliding directly for a telegraph pole. Being just off my Ls I didn't really know what to do, but luckily the Excel stopped just short of smashing. In retrospect if I had hit nobody woulda gotten hurt at all and it would have just been some superficial damage to the car, but at the time it felt like I had almost died.
The lessons I have learned?
1. Never let a chick give you directions... ever.
2. If breaking the first rule is absolutely positively the only way to get there, then when they say "Oh, turn there!" Tell them to shut the hell up, and take the long way around. ie. U-Turn.
Sorry if I have offended any chicks, a lot of guys are really really bad at giving directions too if it makes you feel any better. 
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