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Shraka
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Re: CPU Chicks v CAR Chicks (Change Chick to Guys for any Females out There) Mon, 24 November 2003 16:21 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
I find chicks who like cars and can actually drive them attractive. It also helps if they look like the showgirls you see at car shows. Chicks who like computer games... meh. It's a bonus... but yeah not overly attractive as I don't enjoy computer games as much as I used to.

What I can't stand is when chicks do any of the following when driving:
- Focus more on talking than on driving.
- Wouldn't know a good car if it came up and bit them (luckily, I have trained my GF to know the difference between a shitbox and a Supra RZ)
- Think a clutch is something they do to their boyfriends arm while having sex (driving an Auto isn't really driving at all)
- Don't break smoothly at both ends (apply to hard, don't ease off as they come to a stop)
- Cut corners while ONLY DOING 20KPH!! COME ON PEOPLE!
- Don't accelerate hard enough from the lights (okay, this one isn't so bad, but my right foot tends to press down on their floor when the lights change)
- Don't leave enough room when breaking (So usually when driving with my GFs friends my right foot spends most of its time trying to make its way though the floor and onto the road)
- Think the dashboard is for decorations, not just to cover up your instruments.
- Abuse other drivers when it's their own damned shitty driving that almost caused an accident.
- Think your foot well is for putting their handbag and shopping in, and not for your feet. They have back seats and a boot, but your foot well is just too damn inviting isn't it?!

And for when you are driving:
- Think that they have free reign over your stereo. You're not def, you know what's on the radio (or CD). You're not stupid either, you are quite capable of changing it should you see fit.
- Have this overwhelming urge to grab your hand tight RIGHT when you're about the change gears. And then not letting go when you try to move it back to the gearstick. (I suppose not a problem for you auto drivers, but I think I have already defined that you don't actually DRIVE your car. Very Happy )


... *few* I feel better now. I think I should just fix my car up and never get into the passenger seat of a girls car ever again. Dries up drinking opportunities fast though. Sad

[Updated on: Tue, 25 November 2003 05:08]

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