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Re: Funny blond joke Wed, 03 December 2003 02:31 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Here is another blonde joke

Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening
to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are

eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12
centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered
side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are
having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting
12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park..........." the n the
electric power goes out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I
need to park on so the snowplow can get through?


With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who are
married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in
the garage this time?"
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