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Re: Funny blond joke Wed, 03 December 2003 03:07 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
OK im going to keep this going because im laughing so hard.

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says,"What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


EXPOSURE
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"


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