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I supported Toymods
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May 2002
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Re: Funny blond joke
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Wed, 03 December 2003 03:22
 
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Here's my contribution....guess I should be careful as I have a substantial amount of blonde in my hair......
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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jezz | Wed, 03 December 2003 01:51 |
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Jason | Wed, 03 December 2003 01:57 |
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jezz | Wed, 03 December 2003 02:02 |
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kc_347 | Wed, 03 December 2003 02:31 |
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Jason | Wed, 03 December 2003 02:42 |
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kc_347 | Wed, 03 December 2003 02:59 |
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Jason | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:07 |
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Teenz | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:22 |
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kc_347 | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:28 |
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Teenz | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:33 |
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NickAE86 | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:42 |
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RobST162 | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:47 |
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NickAE86 | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:44 |
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NickAE86 | Wed, 03 December 2003 03:47 |
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Evil_Foetus | Wed, 03 December 2003 04:11 |
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kc_347 | Wed, 03 December 2003 06:38 |
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Jayem | Wed, 03 December 2003 16:08 |
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Caledwvech | Wed, 03 December 2003 23:24 |
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Jason | Thu, 04 December 2003 01:00 |
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kc_347 | Fri, 05 December 2003 15:45 |
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Jason | Sat, 06 December 2003 04:00 |
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Toobs | Sat, 06 December 2003 04:41 |
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DrExTc | Sat, 06 December 2003 05:39 |
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Jayem | Sat, 06 December 2003 13:23 |
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DrExTc | Sun, 07 December 2003 11:43 |
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GRLTOY | Wed, 10 December 2003 02:01 |
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CrUZsida | Wed, 10 December 2003 02:27 |
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Jason | Wed, 10 December 2003 04:32 |
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GRLTOY | Thu, 11 December 2003 01:32 |
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CrUZsida | Thu, 11 December 2003 01:39 |
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GRLTOY | Thu, 11 December 2003 02:14 |
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Jason | Thu, 11 December 2003 02:16 |
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NickAE86 | Thu, 11 December 2003 04:55 |
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Lucid | Thu, 11 December 2003 22:14 |
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CLG | Fri, 12 December 2003 05:59 |
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NickAE86 | Fri, 12 December 2003 06:18 |
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GRLTOY | Fri, 12 December 2003 23:35 |
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