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kc_347 Occasional Poster Location: Dominica Registered: May 2003	Re: Funny blond joke Wed, 03 December 2003 03:28 OMG!!!you guys are killing me....LMAO!!! I have another one: A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer,"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references-no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb... [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 03 December 2003 01:49
	Re: Funny blond joke	jezz	Wed, 03 December 2003 01:51
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 03 December 2003 01:57
	Re: Funny blond joke	jezz	Wed, 03 December 2003 02:02
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Wed, 03 December 2003 02:31
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 03 December 2003 02:42
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Wed, 03 December 2003 02:59
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:07
	Re: Funny blond joke	Teenz	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:22
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:28
	Re: Funny blond joke	Teenz	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:33
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:42
	Re: Funny blond joke	RobST162	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:47
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:44
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:47
	Re: Funny blond joke	Evil_Foetus	Wed, 03 December 2003 04:11
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Wed, 03 December 2003 06:38
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jayem	Wed, 03 December 2003 16:08
	Re: Funny blond joke	Caledwvech	Wed, 03 December 2003 23:24
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Thu, 04 December 2003 01:00
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Fri, 05 December 2003 15:45
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Sat, 06 December 2003 04:00
	Re: Funny blond joke	Toobs	Sat, 06 December 2003 04:41
	Re: Funny blond joke	DrExTc	Sat, 06 December 2003 05:39
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jayem	Sat, 06 December 2003 13:23
	Re: Funny blond joke	DrExTc	Sun, 07 December 2003 11:43
	Re: Funny blond joke	GRLTOY	Wed, 10 December 2003 02:01
	Re: Funny blond joke	CrUZsida	Wed, 10 December 2003 02:27
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 10 December 2003 04:32
	Re: Funny blond joke	GRLTOY	Thu, 11 December 2003 01:32
	Re: Funny blond joke	CrUZsida	Thu, 11 December 2003 01:39
	Re: Funny blond joke	GRLTOY	Thu, 11 December 2003 02:14
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Thu, 11 December 2003 02:16
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Thu, 11 December 2003 04:55
	Re: Funny blond joke	Lucid	Thu, 11 December 2003 22:14
	Re: Funny blond joke	CLG	Fri, 12 December 2003 05:59
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Fri, 12 December 2003 06:18
	Re: Funny blond joke	GRLTOY	Fri, 12 December 2003 23:35

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