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Toobs Forums Junkie I Supported Toymods Location: Sydney Registered: December 2002	Re: Funny blond joke Sat, 06 December 2003 04:41 Heres a couple.. Number 1: Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours, but don't worry - we still have one engine left." A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" Number 2: Two tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. As they were approaching Tatamagouche, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee," Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?" The blonde leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr ..... gerrrrrr ........ Kiiiing! Number 3: Bubba and Joe Bob (blondes) were dragging their dead deer back to their car...Another experienced hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, guys, I don't want to tell you how to do something, but I can tell you that it's sure easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the boys decided to give it a try. A little while later Bubba said to Joe Bob, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" Joe Bob said, "Yep... but we're getting farther and farther away from the truck!" Number 4: A blonde is visiting Washington, DC...This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she can't find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer," The blonde says, "How do I get to the Capitol building?" The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?" The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!" Number 5: A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener." [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 03 December 2003 01:49
	Re: Funny blond joke	jezz	Wed, 03 December 2003 01:51
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 03 December 2003 01:57
	Re: Funny blond joke	jezz	Wed, 03 December 2003 02:02
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Wed, 03 December 2003 02:31
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 03 December 2003 02:42
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Wed, 03 December 2003 02:59
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:07
	Re: Funny blond joke	Teenz	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:22
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:28
	Re: Funny blond joke	Teenz	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:33
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:42
	Re: Funny blond joke	RobST162	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:47
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:44
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Wed, 03 December 2003 03:47
	Re: Funny blond joke	Evil_Foetus	Wed, 03 December 2003 04:11
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Wed, 03 December 2003 06:38
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jayem	Wed, 03 December 2003 16:08
	Re: Funny blond joke	Caledwvech	Wed, 03 December 2003 23:24
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Thu, 04 December 2003 01:00
	Re: Funny blond joke	kc_347	Fri, 05 December 2003 15:45
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Sat, 06 December 2003 04:00
	Re: Funny blond joke	Toobs	Sat, 06 December 2003 04:41
	Re: Funny blond joke	DrExTc	Sat, 06 December 2003 05:39
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jayem	Sat, 06 December 2003 13:23
	Re: Funny blond joke	DrExTc	Sun, 07 December 2003 11:43
	Re: Funny blond joke	GRLTOY	Wed, 10 December 2003 02:01
	Re: Funny blond joke	CrUZsida	Wed, 10 December 2003 02:27
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Wed, 10 December 2003 04:32
	Re: Funny blond joke	GRLTOY	Thu, 11 December 2003 01:32
	Re: Funny blond joke	CrUZsida	Thu, 11 December 2003 01:39
	Re: Funny blond joke	GRLTOY	Thu, 11 December 2003 02:14
	Re: Funny blond joke	Jason	Thu, 11 December 2003 02:16
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Thu, 11 December 2003 04:55
	Re: Funny blond joke	Lucid	Thu, 11 December 2003 22:14
	Re: Funny blond joke	CLG	Fri, 12 December 2003 05:59
	Re: Funny blond joke	NickAE86	Fri, 12 December 2003 06:18
	Re: Funny blond joke	GRLTOY	Fri, 12 December 2003 23:35

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