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Re: Funny blond joke Sat, 06 December 2003 13:23 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
DrExTc: few more.

Say to your boss that, voices coming from his head doesnt bother you much.

Add "that's what you think" to every thing what your boss says.

Say every thing in the "preacher style" and use lots of quotes and words from the Bible.



Hear's a joke.

Missionary was traveling on a boat in the very deepest of black afrika. He had a native as a rower and a guide. They were going upstream to the regions that white man hasnt gone before. All of a sudden native strats laughing, pointing and chatter. missionary looks the way that naitve point and he sees a young couple having sex on a river bank. Missionary blushes and explains to the native that thats not fubby and he should not think that as a sex but rather think it as a man driving moped or something like that. Native gets silence. Next day they see another native couple having sex. This time native takes silently a blow pipe and blows a poisonous dart that hits into mans neck. Man instantly dies and falls off a woman. Missionary is like WTF and looks the native. Native just says "my moped".
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