Toymods Car Club
www.toymods.org.au
F.A.Q. F.A.Q.    Register Register    Login Login    Home Home
Members Members    Search Search
Toymods » The Outhouse » ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people

Show: Today's Posts  :: Show Polls 
Email to friend 
Return to the default flat view Create a new topic Submit Reply
AuthorTopic
stereomike
Regular


Location:
melbourne
Registered:
February 2004
Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people Mon, 01 March 2004 09:51 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
1.What Religious tradition do you belong too?

I'm an agnostic.

2.How long have you been a member of this tradition?

About the same time I got my mum to pull me out of my catholic primary school, on account of I got sick of people saying "God works in mysterious ways" and "ours is not to question, merely to believe". Any school that couldn't answer my questions could go ram itself.

3.How did you come to be a member?

see above.

4.What do you believe are the essentioal beliefs of your religion?

The essential, central, core beliefs required for an agnostic is to acknowledge that nobody knows everything, and anyone who says they know something as important as the existence of an all-powerful being better have some damn good proof. It's important as an agnostic to realise that there may be a god, and that there just as easily might not be one. The minute you're prepared to say there is or there isn't, you better have some pretty smooth explanations.

5.What are the main stories/ myths of your religion?

That we're hethens and that we're aaaall going to hell. Each and every one of us! Also that we are misguided members of God's flock, and that we shall return to his protective wing some day (because if we don't, the only other option is to burn in hell).

6.What has been the most significant religious ritual that you have experienced?

Communion. I wore a tie, ate some bread, and drank some wine. That was a couple months before I denounced religion all together.

7.How is your religious organisation structured?

We sit around in trendy clothes and think of how excellent it is to believe in ourselves as the masters of our own fate, and not under the watchful eye of some billion year old bastard.

8.What texts would you hold as most significant?

Encyclopediae and New Scientist are pretty handy mags. I also suggest one hold onto a copy of the bible and read it's laughable contents if ever their sensible minds are in danger of becoming clouded with bullshit.

9.How do you decide if something is morally good or morally evil?

Common sense.

10.What sacred symbols does your religion have?

The brain, and any symbol which represents, that's right you guessed it, common sense and clear independent thought.

11.What do you find as the most benefeficial way to relate to your God?

Look in the mirror and remind myself that the only person who has complete control over me, is me. Cut out the bullshit about God being all powerful and outright awesome, and I guess that's about as close as I get to godliness.
  Send a private message to this user    

SubjectPosterDate
Read Message   ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people alex_ta22Mon, 01 March 2004 08:14
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people TokenBlackGuyMon, 01 March 2004 08:19
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people gianttomatoMon, 01 March 2004 08:22
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people alex_ta22Mon, 01 March 2004 08:51
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people alwaysRA23Mon, 01 March 2004 09:51
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people ke70_strollaMon, 01 March 2004 09:56
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people alwaysRA23Mon, 01 March 2004 10:09
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people alex_ta22Mon, 01 March 2004 10:27
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people  stereomikeMon, 01 March 2004 09:51
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people ed_ma61Mon, 01 March 2004 10:14
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people alex_ta22Mon, 01 March 2004 10:29
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people borisMon, 01 March 2004 10:36
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people RobST162Mon, 01 March 2004 10:59
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people jackelMon, 01 March 2004 15:33
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people stereomikeMon, 01 March 2004 22:18
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people RobST162Tue, 02 March 2004 00:04
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people T APLUS 22Tue, 02 March 2004 00:46
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people RobST162Tue, 02 March 2004 01:02
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people ed_ma61Tue, 02 March 2004 05:06
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people gianttomatoTue, 02 March 2004 05:12
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people GRLTOYTue, 02 March 2004 05:33
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people ed_ma61Tue, 02 March 2004 05:29
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people gianttomatoTue, 02 March 2004 05:30
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people TokenBlackGuyTue, 02 March 2004 07:02
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people GRLTOYTue, 02 March 2004 22:13
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people GrinderThu, 04 March 2004 03:48
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people dravenTue, 02 March 2004 06:12
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people gianttomatoTue, 02 March 2004 06:21
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people justcallmefrankTue, 02 March 2004 06:33
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people TokenBlackGuyTue, 02 March 2004 06:59
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people alex_ta22Tue, 02 March 2004 23:31
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people RobST162Tue, 02 March 2004 23:41
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people GRLTOYWed, 03 March 2004 02:41
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people Billy-Mason PIWed, 03 March 2004 02:57
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people RobST162Wed, 03 March 2004 03:07
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people dravenWed, 03 March 2004 03:54
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people RobST162Wed, 03 March 2004 05:09
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people THE WITZLWed, 03 March 2004 06:39
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people langThu, 04 March 2004 08:04
Read Message   Re: ***EMERGENCY*** Need this survey done by 5-6 people RWDboyFri, 05 March 2004 03:04
Previous Topic:Digital Camcorders
Next Topic:Stupi "ENIX" spinner wheel add

Goto Forum:
-=] Back to Top [=-

Current Time: Sun Jul 6 03:12:29 UTC 2025

Total time taken to generate the page: 0.0049080848693848 seconds

Bandwidth utilization bar

.:: Contact :: Home ::.

Powered by: FUDforum 2.3.8
Copyright ©2001-2003 Advanced Internet Designs Inc.